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{1373}{1457}Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,|and welcome.
{1461}{1514}I'm Cary Grant.
{1526}{1574}Now, I know what you're thinking:
{1578}{1650}"But he's been dead|for 20-odd years."
{1660}{1707}Actually, longer.
{1715}{1818}I first died when I made|The Pride and the Passion in '59.
{1847}{1924}But as long as there are people|who remember us...
{1928}{2047}...who laugh and cry at the ghostly|impressions we've left behind...
{2051}{2097}...then we're alive.
{2107}{2153}I read that once.
{2157}{2216}Then I ate the fortune cookie.
{2227}{2266}But seriously...
{2272}{2355}...you good people just keep|looking up to us movie stars...
{2359}{2408}...and we'll keep looking after you.
{2447}{2494}Now, that'll be Alim.
{2501}{2553}I look after him.
{2576}{2624}Lucky Alim.
{2628}{2752}He's happy.|He's successful. In love.
{2767}{2833}And frankly,|that's all because of me.
{2837}{2897}Here's my little samosa now.
{3023}{3062}Bubbles?
{3991}{4069}The living room will be there.|And the bedroom over there.
{4083}{4167}What about a fireplace?|I love fireplaces.
{4171}{4213}Then we'll put one in every room.
{4233}{4285}You know, we really ought to|go on holiday.
{4295}{4343}Let's go to Bermuda.
{4347}{4443}Stay for a while, then cruise around|the Greek islands.
{4447}{4552}It's the only way to see|the Greek islands: Slowly, by boat.
{4556}{4658}They're like fine paintings.|You mustn't rush up to them.
{4662}{4707}Time to get back.
{4740}{4783}Set photographer, please.
{4810}{4871}Do think about that holiday.
{4986}{5034}Can I have the|set photographer, please?
{5038}{5071}I'm here.
{5112}{5155}Clear for rehearsal.
{5259}{5328}Looks like Niagara Falls.|Only in flowers.
{5332}{5375}It's only the engagement party.
{5379}{5437}Wait till you see the wedding.|First-class only.
{5441}{5474}Must have cost a fortune.
{5478}{5532}What does it matter?|Khaled is minting money.
{5536}{5583}Do you know,|he actually buys ice now.
{5587}{5655}Oh, make sure you wipe|these glasses, hey? No spots.
{5659}{5719}If it didn't look so tacky,|I'd do it all myself.
{5723}{5823}Khaled, not the red tie. It'll clash with|the food, hey, beta? Wear the blue.
{5827}{5889}When Alim gets engaged,|all this will be yours.
{5893}{5978}Oh, Nuru.|Well, maybe not all this.
{5982}{6103}Nuru, your grey is poking through.|You haven't coloured your hair?
{6111}{6146}For whom?
{6221}{6315}It's your day, Dolly.|Nobody will be looking at me.
{6603}{6653}- Hey.|- Hey, babe.
{6657}{6735}- I didn't have time to get home.|- You look great.
{6794}{6845}He wants me to be best man.
{6849}{6969}Now, as you know, I've never been|to Canada, never met your family...
{6973}{7039}...or been to a Muslim wedding.
{7055}{7175}Now, how could I meet|these three goals all at once?
{7192}{7277}Come on. You were just talking|about a holiday.
{7281}{7353}Toronto is not a|holiday destination, Giles.
{7367}{7413}Try the prawn one next, huh?
{7417}{7467}Three different kinds of pulao.
{7471}{7527}You can always come back for more.
{7557}{7629}Oh, don't they make|a gorgeous couple.
{7633}{7709}- "The course of true love..."|- Gathers no moss.
{7767}{7804}Sheru.
{7833}{7875}Giles!
{7890}{7977}Hello. Happy anniversary. Hello.
{8021}{8065}Come on.
{8142}{8178}Hey.
{8182}{8209}- Surprise!|- Surprise!
{8213}{8251}- Delia.|- Are you surprised?
{8255}{8339}- You look surprised.|- Absolutely.
{8343}{8394}Hello, Mum.
{8407}{8459}You do like surprise parties,|don't you?
{8463}{8533}Sure. I just wish I'd known.
{8758}{8845}Sheru. Oh, is this your little Dilshad?
{8849}{8991}Oh, what a cute little bunny.|Oh, Nuru, look how big she's become.
{8995}{9075}- Dilshad wants another samosa.|- Does she?
{9079}{9163}You will be playing|with your own grandchildren soon.
{9167}{9232}Khaled wants two boys|and two girls.
{9235}{9303}And Nuru's Alim will also make her|a grandmother soon.
{9307}{9418}- From your lips to Allah's ear.|- Did I mention that Alim is courting?
{9431}{9485}- Lovely young woman. Surgeon...|- A surgeon?
{9489}{9562}- Like Khaled's girl, no?|- Nina's a dentist.
{9580}{9649}- Yes. A dentist.|- Dolly. Dolly.
{9653}{9709}Pardon me. Come.|The cake-cutting is beginning.
{9713}{9778}Shame Alim's girl's not here.|She could lend a knife.
{9781}{9854}- Alim has a girl?|- He'll come to the wedding, won't he?
{9861}{9888}He's coming now?
{9892}{9964}Of course he's coming to|his cousin-brother's wedding.
{9968}{10033}- From what I was told...|- Wait until you see the cake.
{10036}{10078}So lovely, isn't it, Dolly?
{10082}{10175}Filled with nuts|and fruit and cream.
{10179}{10229}Well, it's very rich. And expensive.
{10233}{10322}I'll only have a bite. Sweets go directly|from my mouth to my hips.
{10326}{10367}Like your husband, no?
{10371}{10455}Come, come. Pardon me.|Excuse me. Coming through.
{10635}{10741}- You all right?|- Yeah. Just a bit smoky.
{10879}{10946}So you invited exes?
{10950}{11049}Giles doesn't have any actual friends,|only exes. Hope it's okay.
{11069}{11154}Of course, it's fine.|I can't believe you did this.
{11158}{11263}- I know. Oh, yes, and Mum helped.|- I bought the invitations.
{11267}{11338}Had nothing to do with|choosing the location.
{11342}{11381}Mum, it's where they met.
{11385}{11467}Well, happy anniversary, Alim.
{11487}{11578}Well, I do wish I'd known.|I'd have gone home and changed.
{11861}{11902}You missed a spot.
{11935}{11983}Yeah.
{12012}{12057}Now we can rest.
{12061}{12123}No, not yet.|There's too much to do. Get up.
{12163}{12239}There's nothing left to do.|We've done everything.
{12243}{12285}Came from Mombasa|without a cent.
{12289}{12349}Worked hard, raised our son.
{12359}{12404}Took all their shit.
{12481}{12527}Enough classical music, okay?
{12546}{12586}Yeah.
{12744}{12769}Remember?
{12839}{12896}No, Hassan, I...
{12905}{13009}Finally, after everything|they put us through, it's over.
{13013}{13087}We have money in the bank,|our son's getting married.
{13091}{13182}Oh, our son, the dentist,|is getting married, hey?
{13208}{13251}Nothing can touch us now.
{13262}{13294}We've won.
{13298}{13339}Won?
{13343}{13397}What have we won, eh?
{13402}{13465}We've won. Everything.
{13477}{13560}Listen to him.|Did you hear that, Nuru? "Won."
{13671}{13709}Nuru?
{13749}{13797}Nuru Jahan?
{13818}{13898}So tell me,|what exactly are we celebrating?
{13902}{13943}It's our anniversary, Dad.
{13947}{14006}Well, yes,|but anniversary of what?
{14010}{14127}What your father is asking is, is it|the anniversary of the day you met...
{14131}{14209}...or the day you moved in together,|or what?
{14263}{14299}What.
{14350}{14412}I'm going to get a drink.
{14711}{14747}What?
{14751}{14794}Isn't that how you say it?
{14834}{14865}What are you doing?
{14905}{14991}- Resting.|- I thought you wanted a drink.
{14996}{15057}How about a mimosa|for my little samosa.
{15067}{15135}This is The Ramrod,|not the Rainbow Room.
{15139}{15189}Yes, and on that note,|you and Giles...
{15193}{15285}...really need to come up with|another location for your first meeting.
{15289}{15407}Can you imagine? Giles' mother at|The Ramrod. Imagine my mom here.
{15411}{15476}Yeah, well, your mother's different.|She's Muslim.
{15479}{15539}From the Third World.|She wouldn't understand.
{15551}{15584}I'm Muslim.
{15589}{15625}I'm from the Third World.
{15629}{15705}But you're a sophisticated,|elegant young man.
{15709}{15779}Looking marvellous, by the way.|Let's undo this button.
{15812}{15907}Only the truly stylish|can manage rumpled elegance.
{15923}{15967}Go on. Show them.
{16319}{16355}What?
{16437}{16476}Oh, dear.
{16579}{16651}Nuru, what is it?
{16692}{16726}It's okay.
{16730}{16805}She's crying tears of joy.|She's overcome with happiness.
{16809}{16881}Is that right, Nuru?|Are you crying tears of joy?
{16885}{16952}Are you overcome with happiness?
{17007}{17058}I want...
{17063}{17172}I want three kinds of pulao.
{17199}{17245}Look what that boy's driven her to.
{17249}{17306}A poor, lonely widow,|sobbing into a duck.
{17310}{17363}Swan. This is a swan.
{17375}{17451}All that "finding himself" nonsense.|In England.
{17475}{17541}Nuru, did you find yourself|in England?
{17559}{17601}They don't even take showers.
{17605}{17670}In the bathtub in your own filth.|What will you find?
{17680}{17749}- It's time for the boy to come home.|- Enough.
{17753}{17810}No, Dolly, it's not enough.
{17818}{17850}Nuru...
{17877}{17945}...Alim's been slipping away|since he was born.
{17963}{18051}As a baby, he learned "bye-bye"|before he learned "hello." Remember?
{18055}{18110}Khaled, go inside.|Your auntie's not well.
{18114}{18207}Auntie, if you want to go to London|to see Alim...
{18211}{18271}...I can buy you a ticket, any time.
{18275}{18333}- Tonight, if you want.|- Khaled, please.
{18337}{18375}No, Dolly.
{18379}{18478}It's my turn to win now.
{18482}{18547}Time for me to win.
{18655}{18747}The first time I saw him,|he was dancing to this song.
{18843}{18896}You're very lucky.
{19908}{19969}You know what's the matter|with you, Giles?
{19973}{20007}What?
{20087}{20126}Nothing.
{20158}{20206}Absolutely nothing.
{20210}{20248}Oh, babe.
{20590}{20664}He and his fiancee both adore me.
{20668}{20719}They love it when I come and visit.
{20723}{20775}She worships me.
{20779}{20908}Even though my son puts|my every happiness above hers.
{21003}{21068}- Are you going to eat that?|- No.
{21237}{21318}Gay. Gay. Sex.
{21322}{21393}Sex. Gay. Over there.
{21397}{21466}There's no reason to worry.|Everything is under control.
{21470}{21519}So this is what under control|looks like.
{21523}{21590}Gay. Gay. Gay.
{21594}{21655}Perk Up Your Pecs. Gay.
{21659}{21691}What about Giles' clothes?
{21695}{21770}In the guest room.|Then Giles brings them back here.
{21774}{21819}Oh, Alim, you're still a child.
{21823}{21877}We pretend the guest room|is Giles' room.
{21881}{21931}He kindly moves out to make room|for Nuru.
{21935}{21983}Presto. You two|get to sleep together.
{21987}{22024}Gay.
{22034}{22061}Gay.
{22093}{22182}- Maybe I should just tell her.|- No, no. Big mistake.
{22186}{22218}Think of Charade.
{22222}{22277}I had to pretend to be Peter,|Adam and Alex...
{22281}{22339}...before I could reveal I was Brian|and get the girl.
{22343}{22395}It's just... This is not fair to Giles.
{22399}{22505}Giles will do anything for you.|Move mountains. He adores you.
{22511}{22552}Alim.
{22578}{22622}He's not seeing other men anymore.
{22637}{22693}All that stopped,|just as I said it would.
{22697}{22772}Your mother doesn't deserve|to be told. She hasn't earned it.
{22776}{22832}- She abandoned you.|- That was a long time ago.
{22836}{22873}Yes, well, not for my money.
{22954}{22995}Right.
{23001}{23039}Gay.
{23043}{23087}Gay.
{23189}{23229}This has to go.
{23303}{23343}I can't believe we're doing this.
{23374}{23434}She'll leave in a few days.
{23483}{23540}Look, why don't I spend|some time with her.
{23544}{23590}I'll take her out sightseeing.
{23594}{23659}Maybe while you're on set,|I could take a day off.
{23662}{23693}Let her get to know me.
{23697}{23763}- Absolutely not.|- She's been here before.
{23767}{23891}- Secretarial college or something.|- Leaving you all alone, a little child.
{23927}{23979}She hated London.
{24353}{24386}Welcome, Ma.
{24423}{24466}Hello, beta.
{24568}{24602}So...
{24620}{24650}...what do you think?
{24675}{24726}You don't own the whole house.
{24747}{24782}No.
{24801}{24857}Just the first-floor flat.
{24867}{24947}The house that Khaled bought|Dolly Auntie and Hassan Uncle...
{24951}{25011}...has bushes shaped like animals.
{25027}{25131}A duck, a swan and a deer.
{25151}{25237}- I should have worn something else.|- I think we look swell.
{25241}{25274}Sorry?
{25303}{25335}Hello.
{25343}{25434}Ma, this is Giles, my roommate.
{25438}{25501}- How do you do?|- It is a pleasure to meet you.
{25797}{25859}It was all so confusing.
{25879}{25931}Then I couldn't find|the chauffeur you sent.
{25935}{26012}- You sent a chauffeur?|- How did these people rule the world?
{26016}{26065}No one would help me|with my bags.
{26069}{26134}These English people|can be so rude and unhelpful.
{26138}{26176}I'm sorry, she's...
{26180}{26266}No, no, she's got an edge.|I like her.
{26270}{26331}And she's so beautiful.
{26353}{26383}Yeah.
{26387}{26452}You don't have a picture|of the Aga Khan?
{26529}{26578}- He likes her.|- Yes, well, your people...
{26582}{26655}...do have a fondness for|the brassy broads, don't they?
{26985}{27083}Would you like some more cake?|Alim says you have a real sweet tooth.
{27103}{27143}Actually, I'm on a diet.
{27147}{27187}- Why? You look great.|- I don't.
{27191}{27259}- I think you do.|- No. I don't.
{27293}{27334}It's the shoes.
{27347}{27390}They're new.
{27662}{27714}I have to go.
{27718}{27823}- I'll put your things in Giles' room, Ma.|- No, no. It's too much.
{27844}{27906}- Giles doesn't mind.|- Really, it's not a problem.
{27910}{27962}And it'll be fun bunking with Alim.
{27966}{28035}No. No, I'll take your room.
{28045}{28111}It's one thing to bother family,|but a stranger...
{28115}{28199}- I like being bothered.|- And Giles' room has a single bed.
{28203}{28302}- It's too small for both of us.|- So you'll sleep on the sofa.
{28321}{28378}It's time for me to take my pills.
{28382}{28419}For my heart.
{28475}{28505}I have that meeting.
{28509}{28545}Oh, you work.
{28549}{28619}Of course he works.|Giles is an economist.
{28623}{28697}- As long as it pays the rent.|- He works for UNICEF.
{28701}{28740}My nephew is a dentist.
{28744}{28802}My brother-in-law has|three dry-cleaning shops.
{28871}{28926}It was delightful|to meet you, Nuru.
{28939}{28994}Give me a hand with the luggage|before you go?
{28998}{29033}Absolutely.
{29219}{29271}It's all coming back to me.
{29373}{29416}You're in here now.
{29429}{29473}How about I cook|something tonight.
{29477}{29523}We thought we'd do something.
{29527}{29581}- What do you do?|- Alim's a great cook.
{29585}{29630}His coconut chicken is fantastic.
{29634}{29719}You want coconut chicken?|I'll make you coconut chicken.
{29767}{29863}I'll let the two of you fight it out.|Bye, sweet...
{29867}{29951}By sweet mother of God,|look how clear your cornea is.
{29955}{30009}Nice bit of improv.|The boy's got reflexes.
{30030}{30121}- Is something wrong with his eye?|- No, it's all cleared up now.
{30125}{30191}Better go, Giles. Getting late.
{30343}{30423}Ma, I have a fully stocked|and equipped kitchen.
{30427}{30476}- I do.|- You have coconut?
{30480}{30529}- Yes.|- Fresh coconut?
{30533}{30569}No.
{30579}{30631}But there's an Indian|supermarket nearby.
{30635}{30681}I'll need a nap first.
{30685}{30729}I'm not a machine.
{30772}{30832}That one. That's the one.
{30836}{30871}Yeah.
{30875}{30965}- They really look like they're in love.|- Oh, not just in love, but...
{30969}{31030}...in-love-like-in-the-movies|in love.
{31034}{31131}Look, Joanie Fontaine in Suspicion|has it. See? That look.
{31191}{31226}What?
{31241}{31286}Thank you.
{31293}{31346}- For what?|- Everything.
{31371}{31406}My life.
{31420}{31481}What would I have done|without you?
{31545}{31613}Are you looking at photos|or watching the television?
{31617}{31674}You shouldn't|waste energy, beta.
{31755}{31806}Who invited her?
{31847}{31935}When you refused Khaled, I thought,|"This boy needs a refresher course...
{31939}{31977}...in manners from his mother."
{31981}{32050}- I have a busy life, Ma.|- Too busy for family?
{32054}{32099}Nothing is more important|than family.
{32103}{32159}They'll be there for you|when nobody else will.
{32163}{32231}It's just I'm on this big film and...
{32235}{32319}- Oh, yes, you're very important.|- It's a $20 million film.
{32323}{32398}I'm only teasing, Alim.|I know you're busy.
{32424}{32475}Laughter is the best medicine, beta.
{32479}{32551}Then I guess I must be|in the placebo group.
{32672}{32714}You remember my friend Zera?
{32718}{32778}Her daughter Mumtaz|is all grown up now...
{32782}{32847}- Oh, no.|- Oh, it's true, she's not a great beauty.
{32851}{32932}But she has a heart as big as a pig.|And she's in computers.
{32936}{33013}No, Ma. No.
{33031}{33139}You think you're too good for her.|You and your placebo group.
{33612}{33672}All this pretence.|I'm too old for all of this.
{33676}{33733}You say "pretence"|like it's a bad thing.
{33737}{33805}Personally, I think this|truth business is overrated.
{33809}{33863}- Don't be ridiculous.|- Sorry?
{33876}{33919}The mangoes are fabulous.
{33923}{33973}From Pakistan. The best.
{33986}{34040}Tell me, where are you from?
{34044}{34119}- Linnell Road, just around...|- No, no. Originally.
{34123}{34188}- Actually, I grew up in Canada.|- No.
{34191}{34265}Originally. Where were|you born, son?
{34269}{34310}- What difference...?|- Mombasa.
{34323}{34355}Kenya.
{34359}{34417}- I'm from Malindi.|- Yeah, I know your people.
{34421}{34494}That nose can only belong|to one family.
{34545}{34631}Giles, sorry I'm late.|Look who I ran into.
{34670}{34721}- Hi.|- Hello.
{34725}{34759}I'm sorry, do we...?
{34781}{34894}It's Alisdair Keith. From school.|You remember.
{34898}{34959}He looks exactly the same,|only bigger muscles.
{34999}{35055}Well, I'm devastated.|I remember you.
{35108}{35163}Alisdair's a swimmer.|He was at the Olympics.
{35168}{35277}Finished third in the 400.|Or fourth in the 300 or something.
{35281}{35327}Then... Then he won a gold medal.
{35351}{35419}- Really?|- In the relay.
{35423}{35481}I always perform better|with other guys.
{35575}{35635}So shall I get us some coffees?
{35640}{35682}- Lattes?|- Great.
{35917}{35970}You and your|mango-pickle sandwiches.
{35974}{36091}Beta, if you moved home, I'd make|you mango-pickle all the time.
{36107}{36142}So why don't you.
{36146}{36208}He thought something.|He left his bloody number.
{36212}{36294}So I was flirting.|He's a sexy guy.
{36298}{36365}And I'm a living, breathing,|active sexual being.
{36369}{36443}You nicked all the good genes.
{36577}{36619}But I love Alim.
{36639}{36691}I know you do.
{36716}{36775}I love him so much|I'm in the closet.
{36779}{36892}Oh, look, birds of paradise.|Alim adores them. Get these.
{36896}{36926}Flowers are for Nuru.
{36943}{37008}You could also come work|for Hassan Uncle.
{37011}{37082}I'm an assistant manager now|at the Don Mills branch.
{37086}{37167}Oh, I tell you, the world of fabric care|is a rich, complex world.
{37171}{37205}I'm a photographer, Ma.
{37209}{37277}- In Toronto, you could have a home.|- I have a home.
{37281}{37355}Well, it's an apartment.|And you have to share.
{37359}{37451}How will you attract a nice girl|when you're living with a lodger?
{37455}{37520}- You're certain I won't be intruding?|- Thank you.
{37523}{37578}Of course not.|Dee, you're gonna love her.
{37582}{37642}Well, if she's anything like Alim.
{37646}{37730}I won't mince words, Alim.|Neither of us is getting any younger.
{37734}{37812}You're right.|Ma, you're absolutely right.
{37816}{37885}- I'm a grown-up.|- Alim.
{37889}{37967}And I'm not with Giles|because of the money.
{37971}{38048}- You do it because you want to.|- Yes.
{38052}{38089}I understand.
{38093}{38123}- You do?|- You do?
{38127}{38185}It can be lonely|when you're all alone.
{38189}{38269}- I, of all people, understand this.|- Let's quit while we're ahead.
{38284}{38383}Ma, I didn't explain right.|I am not all alone.
{38387}{38455}- I'm in a relationship.|- Hello.
{38474}{38509}Nuru.
{38521}{38567}I'd like you to meet my sister.
{38571}{38615}- This is Delia.|- Hello.
{38619}{38662}Hello, hello. So nice.
{38666}{38731}She loves curry.|I was wondering if she could join us.
{38735}{38786}What do you mean,|you're in a relationship?
{38790}{38829}You told her.
{38833}{38881}Everyone knows but me?
{38885}{38957}Less congratulation,|more information. I'm only the mother.
{38961}{39022}Alim... We were concerned|about how you'd handle it.
{39026}{39119}Handle it? Who could this|frightening creature be I can't handle?
{39123}{39199}Well, the creature's|not frightening. It's just...
{39203}{39233}Delia.
{39315}{39355}We're engaged.
{39431}{39515}- Giles, you just said dinner.|- No. No, you're not engaged.
{39542}{39607}- Yes, Ma, I am.|- You can't be.
{39637}{39685}- Why?|- Because she's not...
{39689}{39739}- What?|- She's not:
{39786}{39827}Is she?
{39851}{39889}She's not:
{39932}{39971}Oh, Muslim.
{39999}{40058}She's not male either.
{40063}{40159}You're right, Ma. She's not.|And you know what? Neither am I.
{40179}{40235}No, I'm not.|I'm not gonna pretend.
{40291}{40335}It was very nice meeting you both.
{40339}{40385}I hope we meet again one day...
{40395}{40485}...when there isn't a knife|plunged into my heart.
{40518}{40574}I just mean|I don't believe in God.
{40626}{40743}Oh, good. The knife has company.|I'll be leaving in the morning.
{40747}{40794}Fabulous exit.
{40798}{40864}Do my feelings matter|in any of this?
{40933}{40977}Not-so-fabulous exit.
{40991}{41089}- I am so sorry to drag you into this.|- Oh, it's all right.
{41093}{41158}My fiance's a gay man. I'm not.
{41162}{41244}Just another special moment|that makes my life mine.
{41345}{41379}Come on. Cheer up.
{41383}{41452}It was a bit messy,|but we got there in the end.
{41456}{41581}- He wanted me to come out to her.|- And you did. About being a heathen.
{41585}{41661}In the end, it's what's best|for you and Giles.
{41800}{41847}My, she was yare.
{41887}{41935}The True Love?
{41939}{41999}- Where did you...?|- I found her in one of the boxes.
{42003}{42051}Remember the fun we had|building her?
{42063}{42115}And sailing her.
{42147}{42212}So easy to handle.
{42215}{42271}Quick to the helm. Fast. Bright.
{42283}{42375}And you were a good little sailor.|Once you got over your seasickness.
{42379}{42483}- I was just a little kid.|- You were a great little kid.
{42715}{42791}Katie did her own stunts in|The Philadelphia Story, didn't she?
{42795}{42839}Why, it's a model of|the True Love.
{42843}{42901}- What?|- A boat he designed and built.
{42905}{43014}Sailed it down the coast of Maine and|back the summer we were married.
{43018}{43057}- My, she was yare.|- My, she was yare.
{43061}{43130}- Yare? What does that mean?|- It means...
{43153}{43227}...easy to handle,|quick to the helm, fast, bright.
{43231}{43291}All right, look, I need numbers.|Is it you?
{43295}{43394}Is it you and Alim? Or is it you|and Alim and this brain surgeon?
{43398}{43479}I didn't say she was|a brain surgeon.
{43509}{43579}It's all a little unsure right now.
{43591}{43635}Honestly.
{43721}{43753}The eggs are fantastic.
{43757}{43822}That's nice. I made them for Alim,|but never mind.
{43825}{43866}There's loads left over.
{43870}{43922}That's right.|My son will eat leftovers.
{43926}{43967}He likes cornflakes anyway.
{43971}{44046}Yes, and custard powder|and Bisto gravy.
{44050}{44135}First you, then Delia.|Now Battenberg cake.
{44139}{44213}Nuru, look. I'd really like it|if we could be friends.
{44217}{44282}I have my friends.|All the positions have been filled.
{44286}{44351}If there's a vacancy,|I'll be sure to get in touch.
{44354}{44396}Thank you very much|for applying.
{44400}{44437}Never heard that before?
{44441}{44499}Not part of your culture, is it,|Mr. Egg-stealer?
{44503}{44563}I'm sorry, I assumed|the eggs were for everybody.
{44567}{44651}You people always do.|Eggs, India, Africa, Middle East.
{44655}{44685}What's going on?
{44731}{44825}- What are you doing?|- I'm yachting. On my yacht.
{44842}{44873}Out late last night?
{44877}{44943}We single, unengaged fellows|like to do that.
{44947}{45007}- You were up late too, Alim.|- Where'd you go?
{45011}{45065}Out for a drink|with a friend of Delia's.
{45069}{45142}Alisdair Keith.|You know, the swimmer?
{45146}{45251}That movie you watched last night.|You shouldn't watch such rubbish.
{45255}{45349}It's not rubbish.|The Philadelphia Story is a classic.
{45353}{45462}- I don't know. The poor mother...|- You've seen The Philadelphia Story?
{45466}{45541}Those trousers are a bit tight,|aren't they?
{45556}{45587}The pants are fine.
{45612}{45695}The trousers are not fine.|I can read your credit card number.
{45709}{45751}I'll wear what I want.
{45755}{45834}- It's my life.|- Yes. But I gave it to you.
{45838}{45911}And if you want to give me|grandchildren to play with, then...
{45915}{45966}Ma, you're not gonna|have grandchildren.
{45970}{46027}- Why not?|- Because I'm...
{46055}{46110}You're leaving|my house, remember?
{46114}{46190}You won't be here|with your grandchildren.
{46236}{46312}- What now?|- Oh, nothing. Don't mind me.
{46316}{46371}Go forth. Breed.
{46375}{46407}Breed a dynasty.
{46477}{46532}I thought he'd never leave.
{46537}{46647}Now, beta, I've been thinking,|and I've decided I'll stay.
{46651}{46713}Tell your Delia to come for dinner.
{46717}{46751}You want Delia...?
{46755}{46818}If she's to be my daughter-in-law,|we have to bond.
{46822}{46850}Bond?
{46854}{46935}After all, she can always convert.|She's not a surgeon, is she?
{46939}{47027}Oh, never mind.|First, let her come for dinner.
{47109}{47155}I made your favourite. Eat.
{47159}{47251}Ma, why would Delia come to dinner|after yesterday?
{47255}{47375}If she cannot handle a bit of drama,|she won't fit into our family, will she?
{47387}{47440}- Does Giles have to be here?|- He lives here.
{47444}{47539}Can't he go somewhere?|I find him too familiar.
{47562}{47666}After all, he's a total stranger.|Strangers should be more strange.
{47675}{47740}He's not a stranger, Ma.
{47744}{47816}And Delia isn't my fiancee.
{47826}{47942}I have no intention of getting married|or having kids or moving to Toronto.
{47957}{47997}I lied to get you off my back.
{48049}{48110}Because you just won't ever let up.
{48145}{48184}I see.
{48202}{48251}This is how you talk to your mother.
{48306}{48337}Excuse me, please.
{48450}{48510}Oh, I forgot.
{48514}{48605}Your horrible mother made you|mango-pickle sandwiches.
{48609}{48639}For your lunch.
{48732}{48811}I don't see why we couldn't have|Delia as your fiancee.
{48815}{48869}- Such fun.|- You said Ma would go.
{48873}{48923}Well, she's not.|I had to do something.
{48927}{48975}And you did. You told the truth.
{48979}{49025}Documentary approach.
{49035}{49143}Interesting strategy. Need to be a little|careful with it, but you used it well.
{49421}{49469}Are you all right?
{49578}{49697}My life is just a soiled, tattered tissue|tossed into the toilet of life.
{49751}{49782}What will I do now?
{49817}{49861}You could write poetry.
{50031}{50103}Please. Don't bother.|I don't need your charity.
{50191}{50231}Wait.
{50239}{50291}I'm... I'm sorry, I...
{50301}{50359}Why don't we start again.
{50406}{50494}Let me take you around London.|I have a light day.
{50510}{50543}No, I've seen it all.
{50568}{50623}That was years ago.
{50629}{50683}Nothing's the same.
{50687}{50731}Come on.
{50741}{50791}You deserve a little fun.
{51001}{51090}I carried him for the nine hottest|months in the history of Kenya.
{51094}{51139}Practically broke my back.
{51143}{51247}Only 19 years old, my breasts already|like mangoes at the end of stockings.
{51251}{51291}Now he doesn't want his mother.
{51295}{51370}Tell me, what was in it for me?
{51423}{51481}Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
{51485}{51558}You'll love it. Really.
{51562}{51631}By the way, you're glowing.
{51638}{51683}So lovely.
{51731}{51815}I'm rather relieved he's not|marrying this Delia person.
{51819}{51895}- She's your sister, I'm sorry. I didn't...|- It's all right.
{51908}{51966}I really did like her.
{51979}{52012}A little thin.
{52016}{52046}Nice green eyes.
{52050}{52098}That complexion like milk...
{52102}{52149}...that touch of pink.
{52153}{52231}What do you call that,|peaches and milk?
{52235}{52328}- Peaches and cream.|- Cream. Right, yeah.
{52344}{52411}Anyway, I'm lactose intolerant.
{52453}{52503}Alim's not.
{52734}{52789}I always wanted a suit like that.
{52793}{52843}I think we should go in and try it on.
{52847}{52887}- No, no, no.|- Yes.
{52891}{52935}Today is your day.
{52939}{53004}Come on. Let's pretend.
{53239}{53292}You look lovely.
{53296}{53359}Come along. The city is yours.
{55232}{55269}Thank you.
{55339}{55413}The suit looks great.
{55427}{55516}Doris Day wore a suit just like this|in That Touch of Mink.
{55520}{55600}When I first came to London,|I tried to make one just like it.
{55604}{55654}I looked like a clown.
{55664}{55755}- Such a junglee I was.|- I think it looks lovely on you now.
{55763}{55866}Although I think it's more|Audrey Hepburn than Doris Day.
{55871}{55945}If only you'd said that 23 years ago.
{55958}{56015}Well, I was 7.
{56033}{56086}I don't think I knew|who Audrey Hepburn was.
{56090}{56127}Of course not.
{56133}{56222}No, Giles. Alim wouldn't want|his mother drinking like this.
{56291}{56331}But on the other hand...
{56335}{56373}...if no one told him...
{56463}{56539}Back from lunch in|half an hour, please.
{56564}{56641}You know, when I make|pickle sandwiches...
{56671}{56734}...the insides always seep out|when I eat them.
{56751}{56811}My fingers smell like pickle|for the whole day.
{56815}{56872}Well, if you must eat pickle...
{56876}{56954}But when she makes them,|everything somehow stays in place.
{56958}{57051}- Yes.|- I've never thanked her for them.
{57060}{57145}Come on. We don't have much time.
{57268}{57321}Shall we?
{57680}{57739}Can Nuru do this?
{58071}{58149}- No. I've forgotten how to dance.|- I know how.
{58153}{58213}Men like you always know.|You come built that way.
{58217}{58282}Actually, Alim's the one|who taught me properly.
{58286}{58329}Alim?
{58389}{58435}Come on.
{58613}{58669}Alim taught you this?
{58686}{58730}Who taught Alim?
{59053}{59131}Good evening.|Could I have a champagne cocktail?
{59756}{59790}What?
{59803}{59866}Prepare. The mummy returns.
{59870}{59914}Hello.
{59918}{59970}You two were out together?
{59974}{60024}Do you get FM with that hairdo?
{60028}{60115}- We did a little sightseeing.|- I used to love that film.
{60119}{60159}You know this movie?
{60163}{60254}A person of the world is allowed|to see An Affair to Remember.
{60269}{60335}They've been out whooping it up,|the two of them.
{60383}{60425}You're drunk?
{60431}{60520}- She's drunk, Giles.|- I am not drunk.
{60578}{60662}Water. Giles, thank you.
{60666}{60720}- It was a lovely day.|- It was my pleasure.
{60724}{60775}Oh, please.
{60779}{60845}Well, well. Rock and Doris|together again.
{60849}{60898}Cary and Doris.
{60920}{60965}Come on. Dance with me.
{60971}{61006}They've been dancing.
{61024}{61075}You went dancing too?
{61079}{61115}Get up.
{61132}{61179}Oh, dear.
{61203}{61260}Seems we've made contact|with your inner child.
{61264}{61325}You haven't made contact|with my inner anything lately.
{61329}{61361}And that's my fault?
{61365}{61417}I'm not middle-aged woman|enough for you.
{61433}{61494}You are bonkers.
{61503}{61534}She likes me.
{61543}{61572}I like her.
{61577}{61609}It's... It's good for us.
{61682}{61751}This is not the relationship|I signed up for.
{61816}{61865}Good night, Nuru.
{61976}{62016}Good night.
{62167}{62222}I want my life back.
{62345}{62402}I'm gonna tell her|about Giles and me.
{62406}{62454}Alim, we've discussed this.
{62458}{62507}You've got to be careful with truth.
{62511}{62565}It can rise up and bite you on the...|Nuru!
{62569}{62605}Where are you off to?
{62609}{62654}For a dip with a friend.
{62658}{62719}See that you don't get too muscular.
{62723}{62771}He's going swimming.|He never stops.
{62775}{62823}- At this time!|- I heard.
{62855}{62927}- I'll wait till you're done.|- No, I'm done.
{62931}{62989}- I'm not.|- You should go swimming with Giles.
{62993}{63051}- I go to the gym.|- What do you do at the gym?
{63055}{63102}I pump iron.
{63106}{63175}You don't even pump|your own petrol.
{63778}{63823}Please don't leave me with her.
{63827}{63917}- What's that?|- I wanna show you something.
{63938}{63998}You see that spot on the wall there?
{64026}{64079}Well, this photograph|used to hang there.
{64094}{64140}And we took it down|before you came.
{64155}{64186}And you know why?
{64201}{64250}Something you didn't|want me to see?
{64255}{64323}- That's right.|- Something for boys only.
{64327}{64379}- I wanna show it to you anyway.|- No need.
{64383}{64435}Boys will be boys. I understand.
{64439}{64471}I really want to.
{64475}{64579}It's not anything racy, is it? No whips|or midgets or that M&M's business.
{64635}{64688}It's a photo of Giles.
{64733}{64795}Oh, my. It certainly is.
{64815}{64850}And...
{64880}{64911}...I took it.
{64934}{64977}I see.
{65063}{65115}What to do?
{65119}{65201}Not enough air pushing through|the windmills of her mind.
{66366}{66405}I've ordered a cab.
{66514}{66592}Alim, they're... They're evil.
{66618}{66649}Cabs?
{66694}{66749}Those movies you watch.
{66758}{66809}They've led you down|the wrong path.
{66856}{66919}You don't know what|you're talking about.
{66931}{66967}Don't I?
{67027}{67115}They're made for the goras,|not for us.
{67335}{67371}What's going on?
{67495}{67550}I hope you had a good laugh|at my expense.
{67554}{67590}I'm sorry?
{67693}{67751}Alim, where's she going?
{68133}{68207}- I can't believe you did that.|- Nice swim?
{68211}{68276}I can't believe you hit her|over the head with it.
{68279}{68362}- You wanted me to tell her.|- Yeah, but not like that.
{68366}{68462}You should have let me talk to her.|We were getting along really well.
{68466}{68503}She thought you were straight.
{68507}{68569}- It's not that simple.|- I'm afraid it is.
{68573}{68643}She's a Muslim woman|from the Third World.
{68647}{68723}- She's what?|- You forget that she's not like me.
{68727}{68819}- You have to shift your expectations.|- So, what you're really saying...
{68823}{68896}...is that she's just an ignorant Paki?
{68955}{69007}I wouldn't have put it quite like that.
{69018}{69087}No, I think you would've|if you could.
{69107}{69154}But she's your mother.
{69159}{69267}And if she's just a Paki,|then what does that make you?
{70916}{70964}Rise and shine.
{70968}{71001}It's almost noon.
{71023}{71062}Leave me alone.
{71066}{71179}Oh, for heaven's sake, how much|longer are you going to pout?
{71207}{71286}Giles will come around.|He'll never leave you.
{71299}{71358}He's taken his clothes.
{71375}{71455}He's taken his bathing costume.
{71473}{71507}He's gone.
{71514}{71591}- And she's gone.|- Oh, well, that's what we wanted.
{71595}{71648}And to think, the truth got rid of her.
{71652}{71691}- What do I know?|- Yeah.
{71695}{71727}What do you know?
{71759}{71844}I'm alone. And I don't know why.
{71854}{71934}Oh, Alim, you're not alone. I'm here.
{71938}{72011}I've always been here.|I'm always going to be here.
{72222}{72274}Know what I think?
{72285}{72335}We need a holiday.
{72339}{72406}Yes. Bermuda.
{72410}{72456}Or the Greek islands.
{72460}{72494}You'll see.
{72559}{72626}I have just three words|for the pheasant samosa:
{72630}{72659}Fa-bu-lous.
{72663}{72717}Nuru. Come here. Come here.
{72721}{72781}Please, have a taste.
{72797}{72883}It is like ambrosia.
{72943}{72976}Nuru.
{72980}{73050}Pheasant samosas.|Nobody's had pheasant samosas.
{73054}{73122}- Sherubai did, at her daughter's...|- That was chicken.
{73126}{73164}It's not too late to upgrade.
{73168}{73218}Mind you, pheasant is|more expensive.
{73222}{73283}Expense is not a problem.|My son is minting money.
{73287}{73392}Excuse me, exactly how expensive?|Explain it to me as if I'm an imbecile.
{73403}{73493}Well, I'll try and stretch|my imagination.
{73503}{73539}If you'll follow me, please.
{73552}{73583}So embarrassing.
{73587}{73678}Come on, I'm going to show you|where the mukhi will do the ceremony.
{73694}{73747}Nuru, you'll ruin your figure.
{73751}{73812}I'm just excited.|I nibble when I'm excited.
{73816}{73909}Oh, yes, excited, happy, sad,|swimming, breathing.
{73913}{73947}Honestly. Come on, let's go.
{73976}{74079}I don't consider Toronto|a holiday destination.
{74095}{74175}So are you visiting|or heading back home?
{74179}{74257}I'm going back home. But I'm visiting.
{74264}{74329}So you're from Toronto originally.
{74332}{74367}Kenya.
{74371}{74439}Well, my ancestors are from India.
{74443}{74550}Well, I... I grew up in Canada, but...
{74568}{74617}Are you going to eat that?
{74658}{74728}Do you have any idea what|sweatpants say to the world?
{74732}{74784}They say, "I'm not trying anymore."
{74788}{74840}And they would be correct.
{74848}{74907}What happened to you in England?
{74935}{74979}Nothing.
{74995}{75035}It was fine, I told you.
{75039}{75092}There's no surgeon, is there?
{75201}{75254}An economist.
{75258}{75295}For UNICEF.
{75321}{75375}Well, I suppose it pays the rent.
{75699}{75731}- Hello.|- Thank you.
{75735}{75807}The Chocolate of the Month Club|made another delivery.
{75815}{75886}- I put it in your apartment.|- Thanks.
{75895}{75945}Why does this man have your keys?
{75949}{76043}No, no. I'm the janitor.|Who gets the present at Eid every year.
{76047}{76094}I've never given you an Eid present.
{76107}{76138}Yes.
{76375}{76466}So when is Alim going to tie the knot|with this UNICEF woman?
{76470}{76548}I tell you, I'm ready to organize|another wedding.
{76555}{76599}Why don't I make|Rice Krispie squares.
{76603}{76639}We just ate.
{76643}{76730}- Not Rice Krispie squares.|- Nuru, I'm full.
{76752}{76809}He should marry soon, hey?
{76813}{76851}Look at that.
{76895}{76933}Nuru Jahan?
{76943}{76981}What's the matter?
{77030}{77074}You're not telling me something.
{77091}{77163}She didn't tell you what|a wonderful time we had?
{77167}{77200}Alimoo!
{77350}{77433}- You've come for the wedding, then?|- Yeah.
{77437}{77494}I knew you were hiding something.
{77498}{77558}So it was a good trip, then?
{77591}{77705}Look at you.|You are still my cute little bunny.
{77735}{77797}So where is she?
{77801}{77859}- She?|- Mumtaz, your fiancee.
{77875}{77947}Mumtaz, my fiancee.
{77960}{77992}She couldn't come.
{77996}{78036}She was busy working.
{78040}{78085}At UNICEF.
{78160}{78197}I'm glad I came.
{78201}{78246}Yes, me too.
{78250}{78310}I love Toronto.
{78427}{78508}Did time always drag here like this?
{78512}{78547}Can you believe it?
{78551}{78606}She still keeps plastic|on the furniture.
{78610}{78647}Keeps the evil fresh.
{78671}{78760}- Alim, your bed is made.|- Now you'll have to lie in it.
{78802}{78836}Thanks.
{78840}{78927}- I hope this isn't inconvenient.|- This is your home.
{78968}{79059}Khaled is having his stud night later.|He'd like you to come.
{79063}{79107}Stag night.
{79150}{79206}Alim, why did you come home?
{79250}{79291}Well...
{79301}{79346}...after you left...
{79353}{79451}...Giles left. And he said|these things to me...
{79459}{79499}I'm sorry.
{79527}{79597}No, you're not.
{79604}{79673}Come to the ceremonies tonight.
{79681}{79804}If you don't, there will be questions|and I will have to make up stories.
{79854}{79932}You're here.|Let's try and make the best of it.
{79964}{80033}It would mean so much to everyone.
{80151}{80239}That's your uncle. He's a leaner.
{80613}{80683}Hold your horses, Alimoo.|This party isn't for us men.
{80695}{80765}Uncle, I wanna see.
{80774}{80829}This one is from|Chakra Shani Jewellers.
{80886}{80945}No, I'm keeping that for later.
{80986}{81051}And this one's come|all the way from Char Nachna.
{81057}{81175}And the diamonds and the emeralds|are from South Africa.
{81246}{81318}Now, that's a rock that would have|impressed even Mae West.
{81322}{81408}Good children never really|leave home, do they?
{81412}{81511}I was just telling that to my class.|I give workshops on family relations.
{81515}{81567}You should come, beti.
{81571}{81631}It's a flower-arranging class.
{81635}{81733}Don't listen. They think it's|a flower-arranging class.
{81897}{81982}- Nice.|- Yeah. It's very nice.
{81986}{82054}After this, we go back|to do pithi and mendhi.
{82058}{82092}What?
{82096}{82183}- You've not been to a wedding?|- Not an Ismaili wedding.
{82219}{82266}Wait. Wait.
{82270}{82343}That's not true.|You were at my wedding.
{82347}{82381}Just a year-old cutie.
{82385}{82450}Projectile-vomiting all over|the place for five days.
{82454}{82483}Five days?
{82487}{82531}- Is Khaled's wedding gonna...?|- No.
{82535}{82612}This is a different country.|We're sensible here.
{82616}{82647}Just three days.
{82711}{82753}No, no, not that one.
{82757}{82840}Dolly made it.|Have a laddu from the shop.
{82867}{82933}- I remember your parents' wedding.|- Thank you.
{82938}{83031}It rained and rained,|but nobody cared.
{83059}{83103}I was best man to your father.
{83115}{83173}He was a good man, Alim.
{83177}{83229}Simple and kind.
{83233}{83309}Couldn't help smiling that big,|silly smile of his.
{83333}{83382}Such a long time ago.
{83448}{83499}What's this? What have I said?
{83503}{83535}Me and my big mouth.
{83548}{83626}No, it's... It's nothing.
{83660}{83715}I just miss him.
{83755}{83835}But it's so stupid.|I mean, I didn't know him.
{83839}{83895}- How could I miss him?|- Of course you knew him.
{83899}{83935}You were his little samosa.
{83979}{84010}I miss him too, beta.
{84044}{84105}But, look, I have his son now...
{84109}{84159}...all grown up, keeping me company.
{84179}{84228}I've missed you.
{84310}{84354}I'm glad you came, Alim.
{84359}{84394}We rub this into his skin.
{84401}{84451}- What's in it?|- Better not to ask.
{84455}{84559}It's for good luck. To make the groom|all fragrant on his wedding day.
{84570}{84630}Alim, why are you standing|there with your bag?
{84643}{84715}It's my camera bag.|I thought, as a present, I'd...
{84738}{84779}But...
{84872}{84902}Here we go, here we go.
{85008}{85038}Okay, Alim, now you.
{85156}{85227}- I'll be doing it to you soon.|- No, no, no, take more.
{85231}{85326}- Use both hands. Really get him dirty.|- I'll put my bag away first.
{85330}{85391}Nuru, your turn. Come. Come.
{85395}{85427}Quite the shindig.
{85431}{85527}Like the champagne party before the|wedding in The Philadelphia Story...
{85531}{85587}...but with saris.
{85591}{85650}- What, not taking photographs?|- No.
{85654}{85723}You miss everything|when you take pictures.
{85751}{85824}Pretty swanky joint. For Toronto.
{85828}{85867}Khaled bought it for them.
{85871}{85936}Just because you haven't bought|your mother a house...
{85939}{85971}I know.
{85975}{86053}It's very clear that everyone|is proud of you.
{86057}{86130}You just imagine|these things sometimes.
{86171}{86236}You might want to adjust|the collar of that shirt.
{86239}{86305}Only the most elegant young men...
{86393}{86437}Nice mirror.
{86457}{86487}Yes.
{86653}{86706}Are you having a nice time?
{86714}{86755}Yeah.
{86765}{86832}Good. I'm glad.
{86903}{86935}You beckoned?
{86939}{86973}Date from hell.
{86977}{87042}Complete waste of makeup.
{87087}{87175}You wanted to start shagging around|again, and now you're doing it.
{87179}{87230}There's no need to slag off Alim.
{87234}{87280}I forgot that you fancied Alisdair.
{87284}{87344}It's got nothing to do with that.
{87348}{87427}You know, I can't blame you.|He's physically amazing.
{87431}{87483}You know, those thighs, that...|That ass.
{87487}{87570}Yes. He's a statue in bloody Lycra.
{87583}{87639}No, he's amazing, you know.
{87662}{87723}It's not just physically.|He knows who he is.
{87730}{87767}And Alim doesn't?
{87829}{87927}No more brown-on-the-outside,|white-on-the-inside coconuts in my life.
{87931}{87971}Oh, for God's sake.
{87975}{88033}What does that make you, then?
{88054}{88107}A yoghurt-covered raisin?
{88167}{88205}Hey.
{88215}{88254}It's my stag later.
{88259}{88401}- Why don't you come along.|- Thanks, but I'm really tired. Jet lag.
{88458}{88501}Khaled...
{88530}{88598}...you're happy, aren't you?
{88615}{88662}Sure.
{88709}{88809}- Why?|- I'm doing what's expected of me.
{88813}{88847}What I expect of myself.
{88899}{89007}Well, I'll see you tomorrow,|Mr. Married Guy.
{89110}{89170}- It's been a long time.|- Yeah.
{89174}{89215}Too long.
{89219}{89274}Don't forget to say goodbye|to my mom and dad.
{89278}{89346}You're a good Ismaili boy, now.|This is what we do.
{89406}{89452}- This stuff good for you?|- Sure.
{89462}{89509}And it's got a little toy.
{89552}{89626}Want something that's gonna|give me some energy.
{89630}{89671}Alisdair's coming round later.
{89675}{89713}It is later.
{89726}{89766}No, he's still on his date.
{89770}{89810}- Honestly?|- Yes.
{89815}{89896}It's all very casual, very loose.
{89900}{89963}- And loose is good?|- It feels good.
{89970}{90020}What's the harm in that?
{90414}{90456}It's you.
{90490}{90548}Where does she keep the booze?
{90555}{90615}I don't think she has any.
{90663}{90750}- Where is she?|- Oh, they're at the house.
{90759}{90795}Still cleaning up.
{90799}{90880}It's like an orgy of cleaning|over there.
{91017}{91107}Shouldn't you be asleep?|Today's the big day.
{91130}{91165}Yeah.
{91191}{91244}And after that...
{91324}{91376}And after that, it becomes adultery.
{91380}{91421}Won't that be exciting.
{91450}{91538}- You never used to fight me before.|- You weren't getting married before.
{91543}{91614}Just because I bought a cow|doesn't mean I like milk.
{91640}{91696}What a sensitive analogy|to holy matrimony.
{91700}{91735}Look, we were kids.
{91739}{91790}We fooled around.|But let's move on.
{91794}{91848}Everyone's always|down on you, Alim.
{91852}{91887}Bitching about you.
{91891}{91921}Not me, though.
{91925}{91975}I stick up for you.
{91979}{92033}See how I stick up for you?
{92141}{92189}Oh, Alim.
{92216}{92279}Okay, okay.
{92283}{92331}Let's start again.
{92343}{92431}How about a kiss.|What would it take to get a little kiss?
{92435}{92507}Chloroform.|I'm in love with someone else.
{92523}{92580}Yeah, I heard about|the brain surgeon.
{92584}{92642}No. His name is Giles.
{92690}{92746}You're in love with a guy?
{92764}{92806}You don't love men, Alim.
{92813}{92885}Fuck them, by all means, but...
{92898}{92956}Hey, he's just in it for the squirt.
{92963}{93015}I bet he doesn't love you.
{93025}{93063}I love him.
{93070}{93112}It's just not normal.
{93117}{93199}Hey, if you're normal, count me out.
{93203}{93232}Look at you.
{93236}{93308}A closet drunk, closet queer.
{93312}{93362}Name a closet,|you're hanging there.
{93366}{93423}Don't play high and mighty with me.
{93427}{93495}Anyone can run away|and play gay in limey-town.
{93534}{93599}Yeah, who can even tell|who's a fag over there?
{93603}{93655}You ever think about your mother?
{93707}{93795}Are you thinking about Nina|with your fly undone like that?
{93807}{93910}- Auntie. We were just...|- I know what you were doing.
{93931}{93996}Auntie, it's not what|you were imagining.
{93999}{94055}I'm not imagining, I'm seeing.
{94059}{94099}I'm not...
{94119}{94169}I have a fiancee, remember?
{94175}{94225}Your mother has|a baby grand piano.
{94229}{94283}She can't play a note either.
{94310}{94410}Good one. Well, I better be going.
{94539}{94607}You know what's the matter with you?
{94647}{94687}What?
{94761}{94796}Your upper abs.
{94800}{94853}We should do some crunches later.
{94857}{94910}Tighten them right up.
{95403}{95433}I'm sorry.
{95437}{95491}- You didn't do anything wrong.|- No.
{95495}{95591}No. I'm sorry you had to see that.
{95595}{95679}- It must have been a shock.|- Yes.
{95731}{95798}I'm not completely backwards.
{95807}{95886}I know about men with men.
{95897}{95975}I subscribe to Reader's Digest.
{96030}{96107}- Khaled is just...|- No.
{96111}{96155}Not Khaled.
{96278}{96339}I didn't know about you and Giles.
{96387}{96494}I didn't know that you had such...
{96509}{96546}...feelings...
{96567}{96605}...for him.
{96651}{96709}Really, I had no idea.
{96775}{96820}No idea at all.
{97289}{97343}Here's the beep,|you know what to do.
{97360}{97418}Hi. It's me.
{97453}{97483}Remember how you said...
{97499}{97564}...you'd never been to Canada...
{97585}{97651}...or met my family or...?
{97664}{97746}Well, whatever.|I was just wondering...
{97750}{97833}...whether you wanted to come|to Canada.
{97852}{97915}You know, for the wedding?
{98012}{98056}What's the matter?
{98060}{98120}- Couldn't get ahold of him.|- Who?
{98137}{98175}Giles.
{98179}{98263}Probably out buying you|a little "I'm sorry" present.
{98291}{98372}I thought we might enjoy|Gunga Din together.
{98434}{98483}Set in India, you know.
{98502}{98541}Has Indians in it.
{98545}{98623}Your kind of Indians,|not the John Wayne kind.
{98646}{98687}How about it?
{98717}{98748}This is...
{98781}{98830}For a nice little elephant girl.
{98842}{98910}This is lovely, lovely, lovely.
{98964}{99047}See that elephant?|The worst breath.
{99064}{99124}Even worse than Irene Dunne.
{99218}{99289}I'm going to iron my sari|for the wedding.
{99299}{99333}You're still going to go?
{99337}{99382}For Dolly and Hassan's sake.
{99386}{99436}If you have anything|that needs ironing...
{99448}{99551}- I didn't bring a suit.|- Maybe your father's suit would fit you.
{99582}{99684}- But you're busy.|- No, no. This isn't important.
{99688}{99722}Good.
{99734}{99778}Come.
{99948}{99994}I used to love that film.
{100007}{100091}I took you to see all the Cary Grant|films, do you remember?
{100095}{100211}Cary Grant, Doris Day.|The Naz Cinema in Mombasa.
{100225}{100316}They used to play all of them.|Years after they were made.
{100335}{100375}We didn't know.
{100403}{100483}I so wanted to be like|the girls in those films.
{100539}{100591}I went to London because of them.
{100623}{100717}You went to take a secretarial course|so you could support us.
{100792}{100889}I went to London to be Doris Day.
{100983}{101051}Your father passed away|in his sleep.
{101095}{101184}I woke one morning and I knew,|without looking.
{101224}{101285}Everything had become so still.
{101324}{101386}Everything in me became still.
{101429}{101483}Even my feelings for my little boy.
{101512}{101556}For weeks, I just...
{101582}{101630}I felt nothing.
{101683}{101772}Then, one afternoon,|I went to a film.
{101805}{101859}Suddenly there was a way out.
{101907}{102038}Suddenly I could be Doris Day,|flying off to a new life in London.
{102082}{102187}Trouble is, London wasn't interested|in any Indian Doris Days.
{102206}{102254}Then or now.
{102461}{102511}I wish it was different.
{102518}{102561}But it wasn't.
{102997}{103050}That little accusing face...
{103118}{103238}When I came back,|you wouldn't talk to me or anyone.
{103258}{103349}You'd laugh and play|with your invisible friend.
{103387}{103434}But nothing for me.
{103480}{103578}Just that little accusing face|with your father's hurt chin.
{103830}{103892}We'll catch the morning flight|to London.
{104063}{104136}- Hello?|- Hi, it's me.
{104151}{104216}- I got your message.|- Oh, yeah?
{104231}{104291}I just thought, you know...
{104295}{104355}I was very pleased|to get your message.
{104383}{104459}- Yeah?|- Seems like you're enjoying Toronto.
{104463}{104503}I'm glad.
{104515}{104619}I'm really happy you've made peace|with that part of your life.
{104671}{104712}Hello?
{104723}{104812}Just because you order|extra-hot at Flaming Tandoori...
{104840}{104891}...does not make you|anything other...
{104895}{104995}...than a sanctimonious,|toffee-nosed, lily-assed tosser.
{105079}{105138}Oh, it's the oldest story in the book.
{105142}{105231}Boy meets boy.|Boy loses boy and goes to Toronto.
{105235}{105326}Boy gets back together with boy|in London for a happy ending.
{105330}{105427}- Well, maybe not the oldest story.|- Stop it!
{105449}{105511}There's not gonna be|a happy ending.
{105523}{105607}And there's nothing you|or I can do about it.
{105823}{105859}Today's the big day.
{105875}{105963}- Yes, but the taxi hasn't arrived yet.|- I'll go and call one.
{105976}{106043}Really? Thanks. So kind.
{106201}{106245}You're Alim?
{106275}{106331}You're very lucky|to have a mother like her.
{106335}{106411}She's quite the woman.|If you don't mind my saying so.
{106691}{106742}It all looks perfect.
{106839}{106909}- Hello.|- Hello, Dolly.
{106944}{106984}What?
{107003}{107087}What? What is it? Don't I look|all right? What's the matter?
{107091}{107132}Nothing's the matter.
{107146}{107194}- Is there?|- Of course not.
{107198}{107259}What could be the matter?|Today's my big day.
{107311}{107357}Is something smudged?
{107400}{107449}Will you tell me?|Don't I look all right?
{107453}{107531}Auntie, you look fine.|Maybe just a bit tense?
{107535}{107579}This is not tense.
{107591}{107643}I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
{107687}{107735}Oh, here's Khaled.
{107890}{107964}The mukhi should be here soon.|I'll go and see him.
{107977}{108038}- Dolly...|- Excuse me.
{108052}{108117}Do you think|I should say something?
{108186}{108215}What?
{108231}{108275}What is it?
{108283}{108325}Excuse me.
{108352}{108476}Actually, Dolly, there is something|I want to talk to you about.
{108488}{108555}Now, which one is she?
{108559}{108613}- Who?|- Alim's girl.
{108641}{108735}The lucky so-and-so got himself|a neuro-brain surgeon.
{108743}{108788}He brought her, didn't he?
{108792}{108833}He wanted to, but...
{108887}{108984}Actually, there's a funny story|about that.
{109113}{109191}- Why are you dressed like that?|- Well, I wasn't really sure.
{109195}{109243}It's an Indian wedding,|so I thought...
{109247}{109319}- You thought what?|- Well, India!
{109324}{109473}And she dropped the scalpel|inside the rabbi's tummy.
{109493}{109562}Oh, that's not funny.|That's a malpractice suit.
{109566}{109648}And what's this tummy business?
{109658}{109711}I thought she was a brain surgeon.
{109795}{109875}Excuse me. I have a dry throat.
{109879}{109919}I guess I need some punch.
{109979}{110019}Excuse me.
{110080}{110134}I can see why you wanted to come.
{110138}{110203}It's like Oscar night out there.
{110212}{110326}No, more like the spoils|of a maharajah.
{110330}{110395}- Gunga Din?|- Yes.
{110451}{110523}How about an elephant ride|across the Rajasthani Desert.
{110527}{110575}Just stop it, Cary.
{110693}{110731}Nuru?
{110735}{110843}- It's warm in here, isn't it?|- It's all right, Nuru. I know.
{110847}{110916}- Know what?|- About Alim.
{110920}{110973}Our room used to be next|to Khaled's...
{110977}{111044}...and your boy's got|quite a set of lungs.
{111051}{111126}- Oh, my God!|- Exactly. Just like that.
{111137}{111243}- You let them?|- I've always given Khaled his freedom.
{111255}{111295}He's given me all this.
{111338}{111399}I don't see how you can go ahead|with the nuptials.
{111403}{111461}- What do you mean?|- Nuptials. That means...
{111465}{111530}I know what nuptials means,|my son's a dentist.
{111533}{111617}- What about Nina?|- She's marrying my son, the dentist.
{111621}{111745}Look, I want grandchildren|and ice sculptures and place cards.
{111749}{111807}And so do you, Nuru. Don't pretend.
{111812}{111912}But if Khaled can do his duty,|there's no reason why Alim can't.
{111962}{112039}A happy ending|justifies everything, Alim.
{112043}{112108}I always do whatever it takes|to make you happy.
{112111}{112178}You don't understand|what makes me happy.
{112187}{112270}Of course I do.|It's you who've forgotten.
{112303}{112337}Alim.
{112343}{112383}Alim!
{112639}{112691}- Yes?|- Is this the Lalani wedding?
{112695}{112755}Yes. Waiters go in the back.|You're very late.
{112759}{112824}Go change in the toilet, quickly.|Our secret.
{112829}{112898}I cannot be a witness|to this wedding.
{112940}{113051}- I'll slip out. Nobody will notice.|- Everybody will notice!
{113080}{113133}Nuru, you're not going anywhere.
{113137}{113219}Now, don't play|the perfect mother with me.
{113223}{113299}You left your son|and we picked up the pieces.
{113303}{113390}We will always pick up the pieces.|We are family.
{113399}{113490}Rolex says 38 minutes. And that|caterer is scary with numbers.
{113494}{113523}I'm not...
{113779}{113821}Hassan must be drunk.
{113842}{113883}I knew we should've had|a cash bar.
{113887}{113961}Has there been a hockey match?|Has Canada won?
{113965}{114028}Uncle, this is Giles.
{114047}{114082}Oh, he's a friend, then?
{114086}{114146}Yeah. I hope it's all right.
{114150}{114227}Of course. We have pheasant|samosas coming out of our ears.
{114231}{114283}Hassan. Very good party.
{114331}{114367}Hello.
{114378}{114416}It's good to see you.
{114433}{114485}I'm sorry, I know. Your family.
{114780}{114833}I cannot believe my eyes.
{114923}{114966}Can't you stop them?
{114991}{115035}Think I'll get a Coke.
{115039}{115119}Excuse me.|Why is Alim kissing that man?
{115123}{115200}And what will his fiancee,|the surgeon, think?
{115231}{115331}Alim may be a lucky so-and-so,|but he shouldn't push his luck.
{115339}{115439}Not a surgeon, Sheru,|an economist.
{115443}{115484}But Nina's still a dentist.
{115488}{115610}An economist for UNICEF.|It's not a she, it's a he.
{115623}{115723}His name is Giles. And this is him.
{115727}{115764}Hello.
{115836}{115929}And Giles also|is a lucky so-and-so.
{116064}{116091}Oh, God.
{116235}{116300}How about we make some|mango-pickle sandwiches...
{116303}{116343}...when we get home.
{116589}{116623}Cary...
{116653}{116707}...remember in The Bishop's Wife...
{116746}{116806}...you told David Niven|an angel only leaves...
{116810}{116870}...when he's not needed anymore?|- Yes.
{116879}{116991}It was a brilliant plot device,|because it was Loretta Young who...
{117175}{117234}Oh, but, Alim, you do need me.
{117249}{117351}You can't get along without me.|I made you what you are today.
{117364}{117406}I made you.
{117490}{117567}You can't go now. You're my sister.
{117590}{117633}Nuru, please.
{117643}{117729}Think what everyone will say if you|leave now. How does it look?
{117733}{117791}It looks beautiful, Dolly.
{117802}{117847}Just like you wanted.
{117877}{117981}But the flowers will brown|and the ice sculptures will melt.
{117985}{118029}And then what?
{118517}{118573}What, you think real life is easy?
{118584}{118626}Is pleasant?
{118646}{118708}Well, I've got news for you.|It's terrifying.
{118722}{118765}Terrible things happen.
{118769}{118844}Loss and pain and shame.
{118896}{118945}Terrible things.
{118949}{119015}Loss and pain and shame.
{119019}{119084}I know. I remember.
{119091}{119139}But what if you make a mess|of things?
{119143}{119183}- What if...?|- I will.
{119210}{119271}But it's my only life, Cary.
{119283}{119332}And I need it to be mine.
{119382}{119440}Well, this is all a bit...
{119564}{119647}I don't know how I'll survive|without you, Alim.
{119863}{119909}I envy you.
{119950}{120023}Live every moment of it.
{120048}{120090}Live it for me.
{120197}{120237}No more tears.
{120274}{120361}Be happy, my little samosa.
{120431}{120473}Be happy.
{121011}{121061}Now, Giles, this is your place too.
{121065}{121131}Make yourself at home completely.
{121138}{121188}- Clean my kitchen if you want.|- Thank you.
{121192}{121251}Ma, that's an expression|that doesn't hold up...
{121255}{121301}...outside our family.|- Really?
{121327}{121395}Alim said there was something wrong|with the toilet.
{121487}{121536}No, it's working all right.
{121540}{121596}I must have got it wrong.
{121600}{121642}All this drama at the wedding.
{121648}{121688}Alim told me.
{121698}{121767}As Mr. George Bernard Shaw|once said...
{121771}{121839}Or was it Mr. Gulbinder Shah|in apartment 1412?
{121843}{121899}I can never remember.|They're both so witty.
{121915}{121994}"For the mismatched,|marriage is a three-ring circus.
{121998}{122080}The engagement ring,|the wedding ring and the suffering."
{122219}{122279}Well, I'll just go finish|the sandwiches.
{122290}{122377}- Let me help you.|- No, no. Not necessary.
{122381}{122468}I'm a very good cook.|My dumplings are legendary.
{122543}{122618}Well, all right.|You butter while I pickle.
{122662}{122704}Hey. Come on.
{122939}{123033}Giles, there's something|we should talk about.
{123058}{123100}Yes.
{123148}{123194}There's been another man.
{123215}{123254}I know.
{123279}{123309}You know?
{123335}{123387}Of course I know. I was there.
{123431}{123479}Yeah, I guess you were.
{123499}{123622}Look, if it's okay with you, I'd just like|to put it behind us and move on.
{123626}{123707}- Fresh start.|- That would be great.
{123719}{123790}Let's just forget about it,|all right?
{123803}{123852}Well, not forget completely.
{123869}{123919}He's been useful to us.
{124030}{124084}And it was fun sometimes.
{124134}{124211}- Yeah.|- And he was so handsome.
{124242}{124351}You never met him.|But you did see him on the telly.
{124374}{124416}At the Olympics.
{124486}{124523}Him.
{124530}{124585}- Yeah.|- Alim...
{124589}{124638}...are we on the same wavelength?
{124755}{124799}We are now.
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