{1}{72}Wersja:|Touch.of.Pink.LIMITED.2004.DVDRiP.XViD-MAGiCAL
{100}{300}Jako pierwszy udostpni:|DRWAL
{1233}{1317}Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,|and welcome.
{1321}{1374}I'm Cary Grant.
{1386}{1434}Now, I know what you're thinking:
{1438}{1510}"But he's been dead|for 20-odd years."
{1520}{1567}Actually, longer.
{1575}{1678}I first died when I made|<i>The Pride and the Passion</i> in '59.
{1707}{1784}But as long as there are people|who remember us...
{1788}{1907}...who laugh and cry at the ghostly|impressions we've left behind...
{1911}{1957}...then we're alive.
{1967}{2013}I read that once.
{2017}{2076}Then I ate the fortune cookie.
{2087}{2126}But seriously...
{2132}{2215}...you good people just keep|looking up to us movie stars...
{2219}{2268}...and we'll keep looking after you.
{2307}{2354}Now, that'll be Alim.
{2361}{2413}I look after him.
{2436}{2484}Lucky Alim.
{2488}{2612}He's happy.|He's successful. In love.
{2627}{2671}And frankly,|that's all because of me.
{2697}{2757}Here's my little samosa now.
{2883}{2922}Bubbles?
{3851}{3929}The living room will be there.|And the bedroom over there.
{3943}{4027}What about a fireplace?|I love fireplaces.
{4031}{4073}Then we'll put one in every room.
{4093}{4145}You know, we really ought to|go on holiday.
{4155}{4203}Let's go to Bermuda.
{4207}{4302}Stay for a while, then cruise around|the Greek islands.
{4307}{4412}It's the only way to see|the Greek islands: Slowly, by boat.
{4416}{4518}They're like fine paintings.|You mustn't rush up to them.
{4522}{4567}Time to get back.
{4600}{4642}Set photographer, please.
{4670}{4730}Do think about that holiday.
{4846}{4894}Can I have the|set photographer, please?
{4898}{4931}I'm here.
{4972}{5014}Clear for rehearsal.
{5119}{5192}Looks like Niagara Falls.|Only in flowers.
{5197}{5234}It's only the engagement party.
{5239}{5297}Wait till you see the wedding.|First-class only.
{5301}{5334}Must have cost a fortune.
{5338}{5392}What does it matter?|Khaled is minting money.
{5396}{5443}Do you know,|he actually buys ice now.
{5447}{5515}Oh, make sure you wipe|these glasses, hey? No spots.
{5519}{5579}If it didn't look so tacky,|I'd do it all myself.
{5583}{5682}Khaled, not the red tie. It'll clash with|the food, hey, <i>beta</i>? Wear the blue.
{5687}{5749}When Alim gets engaged,|all this will be yours.
{5753}{5838}Oh, Nuru.|Well, maybe not all this.
{5842}{5962}Nuru, your gray is poking through.|You haven't colored your hair?
{5971}{6006}For whom?
{6081}{6175}It's your day, Dolly.|Nobody will be looking at me.
{6463}{6513}- Hey.|- Hey, babe.
{6517}{6595}- I didn't have time to get home.|- You look great.
{6654}{6705}He wants me to be best man.
{6709}{6829}Now, as you know, I've never been|to Canada, never met your family...
{6833}{6898}...or been to a Muslim wedding.
{6915}{7034}Now, how could I meet|these three goals all at once?
{7052}{7137}Come on. You were just talking|about a holiday.
{7141}{7213}Toronto is not a|holiday destination, Giles.
{7227}{7273}Try the prawn one next, huh?
{7277}{7326}Three different kinds of <i>pulao</i>.
{7331}{7386}You can always come back for more.
{7417}{7489}Oh, don't they make|a gorgeous couple.
{7493}{7569}- "The course of true love..."|- Gathers no moss.
{7627}{7664}Sheru.
{7693}{7735}Giles!
{7750}{7837}Hello. Happy anniversary. Hello.
{7881}{7925}Come on.
{8002}{8038}Hey.
{8073}{8111}- Delia.|- Are you surprised?
{8115}{8199}- You look surprised.|- Absolutely.
{8203}{8254}Hello, Mum.
{8268}{8318}You do like surprise parties,|don't you?
{8322}{8393}Sure. I just wish I'd known.
{8618}{8705}Sheru. Oh, is this your little Dilshad?
{8709}{8851}Oh, what a cute little bunny.|Oh, Nuru, look how big she's become.
{8855}{8934}- Dilshad wants another samosa.|- Does she?
{8939}{9022}You will be playing|with your own grandchildren soon.
{9027}{9090}Khaled wants two boys|and two girls.
{9095}{9163}And Nuru's Alim will also make her|a grandmother soon.
{9167}{9278}- From your lips to Allah's ear.|- Did I mention that Alim is courting?
{9291}{9345}- Lovely young woman. Surgeon...|- A surgeon?
{9349}{9422}- Like Khaled's girl, no?|- Nina's a dentist.
{9440}{9509}- Yes. A dentist.|- Dolly. Dolly.
{9513}{9569}Pardon me. Come.|The cake-cutting is beginning.
{9573}{9637}Shame Alim's girl's not here.|She could lend a knife.
{9641}{9714}- Alim has a girl?|- He'll come to the wedding, won't he?
{9724}{9748}He's coming now?
{9752}{9824}Of course he's coming to|his cousin-brother's wedding.
{9828}{9892}- From what I was told...|- Wait until you see the cake.
{9896}{9938}So lovely, isn't it, Dolly?
{9942}{10035}Filled with nuts|and fruit and cream.
{10039}{10091}Well, it's very rich. And expensive.
{10095}{10182}I'll only have a bite. Sweets go directly|from my mouth to my hips.
{10186}{10226}Like your husband, no?
{10231}{10315}Come, come. Pardon me.|Excuse me. Coming through.
{10495}{10601}- You all right?|- Yeah. Just a bit smoky.
{10739}{10806}So you invited exes?
{10810}{10873}Giles doesn't have any actual friends,|only exes.
{10877}{10909}Hope it's okay.
{10929}{11014}Of course, it's fine.|I can't believe you did this.
{11018}{11123}- I know. Oh, yes, and Mum helped.|- I bought the invitations.
{11127}{11198}Had nothing to do with|choosing the location.
{11202}{11241}Mum, it's where they met.
{11245}{11327}Well, happy anniversary, Alim.
{11347}{11438}Well, I do wish I'd known.|I'd have gone home and changed.
{11721}{11762}You missed a spot.
{11795}{11843}Yeah.
{11872}{11917}Now we can rest.
{11921}{11983}No, not yet.|There's too much to do. Get up.
{12023}{12098}There's nothing left to do.|We've done everything.
{12103}{12145}Came from Mombasa|without a cent.
{12149}{12209}Worked hard, raised our son.
{12219}{12264}Took all their shit.
{12341}{12387}Enough classical music, okay?
{12406}{12446}Yeah.
{12604}{12629}Remember?
{12699}{12756}No, Hassan, l...
{12765}{12869}Finally, after everything|they put us through, it's over.
{12873}{12937}We have money in the bank,|our son's getting married.
{12941}{13042}Oh, our son, the dentist,|is getting married, hey?
{13068}{13110}Nothing can touch us now.
{13122}{13154}We've won.
{13158}{13198}Won?
{13203}{13257}What have we won, eh?
{13262}{13325}We've won. Everything.
{13337}{13420}Listen to him.|Did you hear that, Nuru? "Won."
{13531}{13569}Nuru?
{13609}{13657}Nuru Jahan?
{13678}{13758}So tell me,|what exactly are we celebrating?
{13762}{13802}It's our anniversary, Dad.
{13807}{13866}Well, yes,|but anniversary of what?
{13870}{13987}What your father is asking is, is it|the anniversary of the day you met...
{13991}{14069}...or the day you moved in together,|or what?
{14123}{14159}What.
{14210}{14272}I'm going to get a drink.
{14571}{14607}What?
{14611}{14654}Isn't that how you say it?
{14694}{14725}What are you doing?
{14765}{14851}- Resting.|- I thought you wanted a drink.
{14856}{14917}How about a mimosa|for my little samosa.
{14927}{14995}This is The Ramrod,|not the Rainbow Room.
{14999}{15053}Yes, and on that note,|you and Giles...
{15057}{15144}...really need to come up with|another location for your first meeting.
{15148}{15267}Can you imagine? Giles' mother at|The Ramrod. Imagine my mom here.
{15271}{15331}Yeah, well, your mother's different.|She's Muslim.
{15335}{15398}From the Third World.|She wouldn't understand.
{15411}{15444}I'm Muslim.
{15449}{15485}I'm from the Third World.
{15489}{15565}But you're a sophisticated,|elegant young man.
{15569}{15639}Looking marvelous, by the way.|Let's undo this button.
{15672}{15767}Only the truly stylish|can manage rumpled elegance.
{15783}{15827}Go on. Show them.
{16179}{16214}What?
{16297}{16336}Oh, dear.
{16439}{16511}Nuru, what is it?
{16552}{16590}It's okay.
{16594}{16665}She's crying tears of joy.|She's overcome with happiness.
{16669}{16741}Is that right, Nuru?|Are you crying tears of joy?
{16745}{16785}Are you overcome with happiness?
{16867}{16918}I want...
{16923}{17032}I want three kinds of <i>pulao</i>.
{17059}{17102}Look what that boy's driven her to.
{17107}{17166}A poor, lonely widow,|sobbing into a duck.
{17170}{17223}Swan. This is a swan.
{17235}{17310}All that "finding himself" nonsense.|In England.
{17335}{17401}Nuru, did you find yourself|in England?
{17419}{17461}They don't even take showers.
{17465}{17530}In the bathtub in your own filth.|What will you find?
{17540}{17609}- It's time for the boy to come home.|- Enough.
{17613}{17670}No, Dolly, it's not enough.
{17678}{17710}Nuru...
{17737}{17805}...Alim's been slipping away|since he was born.
{17823}{17908}As a baby, he learned "bye-bye"|before he learned "hello." Remember?
{17912}{17970}Khaled, go inside.|Your auntie's not well.
{17974}{18067}Auntie, if you want to go to London|to see Alim...
{18071}{18131}...I can buy you a ticket, any time.
{18135}{18193}- Tonight, if you want.|- Khaled, please.
{18197}{18234}No, Dolly.
{18239}{18338}It's my turn to win now.
{18342}{18406}Time for me to win.
{18515}{18607}The first time I saw him,|he was dancing to this song.
{18703}{18756}You're very lucky.
{19768}{19829}You know what's the matter|with you, Giles?
{19833}{19867}What?
{19947}{19986}Nothing.
{20018}{20065}Absolutely nothing.
{20070}{20108}Oh, babe.
{20450}{20453}He and his fiance both adore me.
{20453}{20524}He and his fiance both adore me.
{20528}{20579}They love it when I come and visit.
{20583}{20634}She worships me.
{20639}{20767}Even though my son puts|my every happiness above hers.
{20863}{20927}- Are you going to eat that?|- No.
{21097}{21178}Gay. Gay. Sex.
{21182}{21253}Sex. Gay. Over there.
{21257}{21326}There's no reason to worry.|Everything is under control.
{21330}{21378}So this is what under control|looks like.
{21383}{21450}Gay. Gay. Gay.
{21454}{21514}<i>Perk Up Your Pecs</i>. Gay.
{21519}{21551}What about Giles' clothes?
{21555}{21619}In the guest room.|Then Giles brings them back here.
{21631}{21679}Oh, Alim, you're still a child.
{21683}{21737}We pretend the guest room|is Giles' room.
{21741}{21791}He kindly moves out to make room|for Nuru.
{21795}{21842}Presto. You two|get to sleep together.
{21846}{21884}Gay.
{21894}{21921}Gay.
{21953}{22042}- Maybe I should just tell her.|- No, no. Big mistake.
{22046}{22078}Think of <i>Charade</i>.
{22082}{22137}I had to pretend to be Peter,|Adam and Alex...
{22141}{22199}...before I could reveal I was Brian|and get the girl.
{22203}{22255}It's just... This is not fair to Giles.
{22259}{22365}Giles will do anything for you.|Move mountains. He adores you.
{22371}{22412}Alim.
{22439}{22482}He's not seeing other men anymore.
{22497}{22553}All that stopped,|just as I said it would.
{22557}{22632}Your mother doesn't deserve|to be told. She hasn't earned it.
{22636}{22692}- She abandoned you.|- That was a long time ago.
{22696}{22733}Yes, well, not for my money.
{22814}{22854}Right.
{22861}{22898}Gay.
{22903}{22947}Gay.
{23049}{23089}This has to go.
{23163}{23203}I can't believe we're doing this.
{23234}{23293}She'll leave in a few days.
{23343}{23400}Look, why don't I spend|some time with her.
{23404}{23450}I'll take her out sightseeing.
{23454}{23518}Maybe while you're on set,|I could take a day off.
{23522}{23553}Let her get to know me.
{23557}{23623}- Absolutely not.|- She's been here before.
{23627}{23750}- Secretarial college or something.|- Leaving you all alone, a little child.
{23787}{23839}She hated London.
{24213}{24246}Welcome, Ma.
{24283}{24326}Hello, <i>beta</i>.
{24428}{24462}So...
{24480}{24510}...what do you think?
{24535}{24586}You don't own the whole house.
{24607}{24642}No.
{24661}{24717}Just the first-floor flat.
{24727}{24801}The house that Khaled bought|Dolly Auntie and Hassan Uncle...
{24805}{24871}...has bushes shaped like animals.
{24887}{24990}A duck, a swan and a deer.
{25011}{25052}I should have|worn something else.
{25056}{25097}I think we look swell.
{25101}{25134}Sorry?
{25163}{25194}Hello.
{25203}{25294}Ma, this is Giles, my roommate.
{25298}{25361}- How do you do?|- It is a pleasure to meet you.
{25430}{25571}What, there aren't nice Ismaili|boys that need a place to live?
{25657}{25719}It was all so confusing.
{25739}{25791}Then I couldn't find|the chauffeur you sent.
{25795}{25825}You sent a chauffeur?
{25829}{25871}How did these people|rule the world?
{25875}{25925}No one would help me|with my bags.
{25929}{25994}These English people|can be so rude and unhelpful.
{25998}{26036}I'm sorry, she's...
{26040}{26126}No, no, she's got an edge.|I like her.
{26130}{26190}And she's so beautiful.
{26213}{26243}Yeah.
{26247}{26312}You don't have a picture|of the Aga Khan?
{26389}{26438}- He likes her.|- Yes, well, your people...
{26442}{26514}...do have a fondness for|the brassy broads, don't they?
{26845}{26942}Would you like some more cake?|Alim says you have a real sweet tooth.
{26963}{27002}Actually, I'm on a diet.
{27007}{27047}- Why? You look great.|- I don't.
{27051}{27118}- I think you do.|- No. I don't.
{27153}{27194}It's the shoes.
{27207}{27250}They're new.
{27522}{27574}I have to go.
{27578}{27683}- I'll put your things in Giles' room, Ma.|- No, no. It's too much.
{27704}{27766}- Giles doesn't mind.|- Really, it's not a problem.
{27770}{27822}And it'll be fun bunking with Alim.
{27826}{27894}No. No, I'll take your room.
{27905}{27971}It's one thing to bother family,|but a stranger...
{27975}{28059}- I like being bothered.|- And Giles' room has a single bed.
{28063}{28162}- It's too small for both of us.|- So you'll sleep on the sofa.
{28181}{28238}It's time for me to take my pills.
{28242}{28279}For my heart.
{28335}{28365}I have that meeting.
{28369}{28405}Oh, you work.
{28409}{28479}Of course he works.|Giles is an economist.
{28483}{28557}- As long as it pays the rent.|- He works for UNICEF.
{28561}{28600}My nephew is a dentist.
{28604}{28662}My brother-in-law has|three dry-cleaning shops.
{28731}{28786}It was delightful|to meet you, Nuru.
{28799}{28854}Give me a hand with the luggage|before you go?
{28858}{28893}Absolutely.
{29079}{29131}It's all coming back to me.
{29233}{29276}You're in here now.
{29289}{29333}How about I cook|something tonight.
{29337}{29383}We thought we'd do something.
{29387}{29441}- What do you do?|- Alim's a great cook.
{29445}{29490}His coconut chicken is fantastic.
{29494}{29578}You want coconut chicken?|I'll make you coconut chicken.
{29627}{29723}I'll let the two of you fight it out.|Bye, sweet...
{29727}{29810}By sweet mother of God,|look how clear your cornea is.
{29815}{29869}Nice bit of improv.|The boy's got reflexes.
{29890}{29981}- Is something wrong with his eye?|- No, it's all cleared up now.
{29985}{30051}Better go, Giles. Getting late.
{30203}{30283}Ma, I have a fully stocked|and equipped kitchen.
{30287}{30336}- I do.|- You have coconut?
{30340}{30389}- Yes.|- Fresh coconut?
{30393}{30429}No.
{30439}{30489}But there's an Indian|supermarket nearby.
{30493}{30541}I'll need a nap first.
{30545}{30589}I'm not a machine.
{30632}{30692}That one. That's the one.
{30696}{30731}Yeah.
{30735}{30824}- They really look like they're in love.|- Oh, not just in love, but...
{30828}{30875}...in-love-like-in-the-movies|in love.
{30894}{30991}Look, Joanie Fontaine in <i>Suspicion</i>|has it. See? That look.
{31051}{31086}What?
{31101}{31146}Thank you.
{31153}{31206}- For what?|- Everything.
{31231}{31266}My life.
{31280}{31323}What would I have done|without you?
{31405}{31469}Are you looking at photos|or watching the television?
{31473}{31534}You shouldn't|waste energy, <i>beta</i>.
{31615}{31666}Who invited her?
{31707}{31795}When you refused Khaled, I thought,|"This boy needs a refresher course...
{31799}{31837}...in manners from his mother."
{31841}{31870}I have a busy life, Ma.
{31874}{31909}Too busy for family?
{31914}{31958}Nothing is more important|than family.
{31963}{32018}They'll be there for you|when nobody else will.
{32023}{32091}It's just I'm on this big film and...
{32095}{32179}- Oh, yes, you're very important.|- It's a 20 million film.
{32183}{32235}I'm only teasing, Alim.|I know you're busy.
{32284}{32335}Laughter is the best medicine, <i>beta</i>.
{32339}{32411}Then I guess I must be|in the placebo group.
{32532}{32574}You remember my friend Zera?
{32578}{32637}Her daughter Mumtaz|is all grown up now...
{32642}{32707}- Oh, no.|- Oh, it's true, she's not a great beauty.
{32711}{32792}But she has a heart as big as a pig.|And she's in computers.
{32796}{32873}No, Ma. No.
{32891}{32998}You think you're too good for her.|You and your placebo group.
{33472}{33531}All this pretense.|I'm too old for all of this.
{33535}{33593}You say "pretense"|like it's a bad thing.
{33597}{33662}Personally, I think this|truth business is overrated.
{33667}{33723}- Don't be ridiculous.|- Sorry?
{33736}{33779}The mangoes are fabulous.
{33783}{33833}From Pakistan. The best.
{33846}{33900}Tell me, where are you from?
{33904}{33979}- Linnell Road, just around...|- No, no. Originally.
{33983}{34047}- Actually, I grew up in Canada.|- No.
{34051}{34125}Originally. Where were|you born, son?
{34129}{34170}- What difference...?|- Mombasa.
{34183}{34214}Kenya.
{34219}{34275}- I'm from Malindi.|- Yeah, I know your people.
{34279}{34354}That nose can only belong|to one family.
{34405}{34490}Giles, sorry I'm late.|Look who I ran into.
{34530}{34581}- Hi.|- Hello.
{34585}{34618}I'm sorry, do we...?
{34641}{34754}It's Alisdair Keith. From school.|You remember.
{34758}{34819}He looks exactly the same,|only bigger muscles.
{34859}{34914}Well, I'm devastated.|I remember you.
{34968}{35022}Alisdair's a swimmer.|He was at the Olympics.
{35028}{35137}Finished third in the 400.|Or fourth in the 300 or something.
{35141}{35187}Then... Then he won a gold medal.
{35211}{35279}- Really?|- In the relay.
{35283}{35341}I always perform better|with other guys.
{35435}{35494}So shall I get us some coffees?
{35500}{35542}- Lattes?|- Great.
{35777}{35830}You and your|mango-pickle sandwiches.
{35834}{35950}<i>Beta</i>, if you moved home, I'd make|you mango-pickle all the time.
{35967}{36002}So why don't you.
{36006}{36067}He thought something.|He left his bloody number.
{36071}{36154}So I was flirting.|He's a sexy guy.
{36158}{36225}And I'm a living, breathing,|active sexual being.
{36229}{36302}You nicked all the good genes.
{36437}{36478}But I love Alim.
{36499}{36551}I know you do.
{36576}{36635}I love him so much|I'm in the closet.
{36639}{36752}Oh, look, birds of paradise.|Alim adores them. Get these.
{36756}{36786}Flowers are for Nuru.
{36803}{36870}You could also come work|for Hassan Uncle.
{36875}{36942}I'm an assistant manager now|at the Don Mills branch.
{36946}{37027}Oh, I tell you, the world of fabric care|is a rich, complex world.
{37031}{37065}I'm a photographer, Ma.
{37069}{37137}- In Toronto, you could have a home.|- I have a home.
{37141}{37214}Well, it's an apartment.|And you have to share.
{37219}{37311}How will you attract a nice girl|when you're living with a lodger?
{37315}{37377}- You're certain I won't be intruding?|- Thank you.
{37381}{37438}Of course not.|Dee, you're gonna love her.
{37442}{37501}Well, if she's anything like Alim.
{37506}{37589}I won't mince words, Alim.|Neither of us is getting any younger.
{37594}{37672}You're right.|Ma, you're absolutely right.
{37676}{37745}- I'm a grown-up.|- Alim.
{37749}{37826}And I'm not with Giles|because of the money.
{37831}{37908}- You do it because you want to.|- Yes.
{37912}{37949}I understand.
{37953}{37982}- You do?|- You do?
{37987}{38033}It can be lonely|when you're all alone.
{38049}{38129}- I, of all people, understand this.|- Let's quit while we're ahead.
{38144}{38243}Ma, I didn't explain right.|I am not all alone.
{38247}{38315}- I'm in a relationship.|- Hello.
{38334}{38369}Nuru.
{38381}{38427}I'd like you to meet my sister.
{38431}{38475}- This is Delia.|- Hello.
{38479}{38522}Hello, hello. So nice.
{38526}{38590}She loves curry.|I was wondering if she could join us.
{38595}{38646}What do you mean,|you're in a relationship?
{38650}{38689}You told her.
{38693}{38741}Everyone knows but me?
{38745}{38817}Less congratulation,|more information. I'm only the mother.
{38821}{38882}Alim... We were concerned|about how you'd handle it.
{38886}{38909}Handle it?
{38914}{38978}Who could this frightening creature be|I can't handle?
{38983}{39059}Well, the creature's|not frightening. It's just...
{39063}{39093}Delia.
{39175}{39214}We're engaged.
{39291}{39375}- Giles, you just said dinner.|- No. No, you're not engaged.
{39402}{39467}- Yes, Ma, I am.|- You can't be.
{39497}{39545}- Why?|- Because she's not...
{39549}{39598}- What?|- She's not:
{39646}{39687}Is she?
{39711}{39749}She's not:
{39792}{39830}Oh, Muslim.
{39859}{39918}She's not male either.
{39923}{40018}You're right, Ma. She's not.|And you know what? Neither am I.
{40039}{40094}No, I'm not.|I'm not gonna pretend.
{40151}{40195}It was very nice meeting you both.
{40199}{40245}I hope we meet again one day...
{40255}{40345}...when there isn't a knife|plunged into my heart.
{40378}{40434}I just mean|I don't believe in God.
{40486}{40603}Oh, good. The knife has company.|I'll be leaving in the morning.
{40607}{40654}Fabulous exit.
{40658}{40724}Do my feelings matter|in any of this?
{40793}{40837}Not-so-fabulous exit.
{40851}{40949}- I am so sorry to drag you into this.|- Oh, it's all right.
{40953}{41018}My fianc's a gay man. I'm not.
{41022}{41104}Just another special moment|that makes my life mine.
{41205}{41239}Come on. Cheer up.
{41243}{41302}It was a bit messy,|but we got there in the end.
{41316}{41441}- He wanted me to come out to her.|- And you did. About being a heathen.
{41445}{41521}In the end, it's what's best|for you and Giles.
{41660}{41707}My, she was yare.
{41747}{41794}The <i>True Love</i>?
{41799}{41859}- Where did you...?|- I found her in one of the boxes.
{41863}{41911}Remember the fun we had|building her?
{41923}{41975}And sailing her.
{42007}{42070}So easy to handle.
{42075}{42131}Quick to the helm. Fast. Bright.
{42144}{42235}And you were a good little sailor.|Once you got over your seasickness.
{42239}{42343}- I was just a little kid.|- You were a great little kid.
{42575}{42650}Katie did her own stunts in|<i>The Philadelphia Story</i>, didn't she?
{42655}{42698}<i>Why, it's a model of</i>|<i>the</i> True Love.
{42702}{42761}- <i>What?</i>|- <i>A boat he designed and built</i>.
{42765}{42874}<i>Sailed it down the coast of Maine and</i>|<i>back the summer we were married.</i>
{42878}{42917}- My, she was yare.|- <i>My, she was yare.</i>
{42921}{42990}- <i>Yare? What does that mean?</i>|- <i>It means...</i>
{43013}{43087}<i>... easy to handle,</i>|<i>quick to the helm, fast, bright.</i>
{43091}{43151}All right, look, I need numbers.|Is it you?
{43155}{43254}Is it you and Alim? Or is it you|and Alim and this brain surgeon?
{43258}{43338}I didn't say she was|a brain surgeon.
{43369}{43438}It's all a little unsure right now.
{43451}{43494}Honestly.
{43581}{43613}The eggs are fantastic.
{43617}{43681}That's nice. I made them for Alim,|but never mind.
{43685}{43726}There's loads left over.
{43730}{43778}That's right.|My son will eat leftovers.
{43783}{43826}He likes cornflakes anyway.
{43831}{43906}Yes, and custard powder|and Bisto gravy.
{43910}{43995}First you, then Delia.|Now Battenberg cake.
{43999}{44073}Nuru, look. I'd really like it|if we could be friends.
{44077}{44142}I have my friends.|All the positions have been filled.
{44146}{44210}If there's a vacancy,|I'll be sure to get in touch.
{44214}{44256}Thank you very much|for applying.
{44260}{44297}Never heard that before?
{44301}{44359}Not part of your culture, is it,|Mr. Egg-stealer?
{44363}{44423}I'm sorry, I assumed|the eggs were for everybody.
{44427}{44510}You people always do.|Eggs, India, Africa, Middle East.
{44515}{44545}What's going on?
{44591}{44685}- What are you doing?|- I'm yachting. On my yacht.
{44702}{44733}Out late last night?
{44737}{44802}We single, unengaged fellows|like to do that.
{44807}{44866}- You were up late too, Alim.|- Where'd you go?
{44871}{44925}Out for a drink|with a friend of Delia's.
{44929}{45001}Alisdair Keith.|You know, the swimmer?
{45006}{45111}That movie you watched last night.|You shouldn't watch such rubbish.
{45115}{45209}It's not rubbish.|<i>The Philadelphia Story</i> is a classic.
{45213}{45322}- I don't know. The poor mother...|- You've seen <i>The Philadelphia Story</i>?
{45326}{45378}Those trousers are a bit tight,|aren't they?
{45416}{45447}The pants are fine.
{45472}{45555}The trousers are not fine.|I can read your credit card number.
{45569}{45611}I'll wear what I want.
{45615}{45694}- It's my life.|- Yes. But I gave it to you.
{45698}{45771}And if you want to give me|grandchildren to play with, then...
{45775}{45826}Ma, you're not gonna|have grandchildren.
{45830}{45887}- Why not?|- Because I'm...
{45915}{45970}You're leaving|my house, remember?
{45974}{46027}You won't be here|with your grandchildren.
{46096}{46172}- What now?|- Oh, nothing. Don't mind me.
{46176}{46230}Go forth. Breed.
{46235}{46266}Breed a dynasty.
{46337}{46392}I thought he'd never leave.
{46397}{46507}Now, <i>beta</i>, I've been thinking,|and I've decided I'll stay.
{46511}{46573}Tell your Delia to come for dinner.
{46577}{46613}You want Delia...?
{46617}{46677}If she's to be my daughter-in-law,|we have to bond.
{46682}{46710}Bond?
{46714}{46795}After all, she can always convert.|She's not a surgeon, is she?
{46799}{46887}Oh, never mind.|First, let her come for dinner.
{46969}{47015}I made your favorite. Eat.
{47019}{47110}Ma, why would Delia come to dinner|after yesterday?
{47115}{47235}If she cannot handle a bit of drama,|she won't fit into our family, will she?
{47247}{47300}- Does Giles have to be here?|- He lives here.
{47304}{47399}Can't he go somewhere?|I find him too familiar.
{47422}{47526}After all, he's a total stranger.|Strangers should be more strange.
{47535}{47600}He's not a stranger, Ma.
{47604}{47676}And Delia isn't my fiance.
{47686}{47802}I have no intention of getting married|or having kids or moving to Toronto.
{47817}{47857}I lied to get you off my back.
{47909}{47969}Because you just won't ever let up.
{48005}{48044}I see.
{48062}{48111}This is how you talk to your mother.
{48166}{48197}Excuse me, please.
{48310}{48369}Oh, I forgot.
{48374}{48465}Your horrible mother made you|mango-pickle sandwiches.
{48469}{48499}For your lunch.
{48592}{48593}I don't see why we couldn't have|Delia as your fiance.
{48593}{48671}I don't see why we couldn't have|Delia as your fiance.
{48675}{48729}- Such fun.|- You said Ma would go.
{48733}{48783}Well, she's not.|I had to do something.
{48787}{48835}And you did. You told the truth.
{48839}{48885}Documentary approach.
{48895}{49003}Interesting strategy. Need to be a little|careful with it, but you used it well.
{49281}{49329}Are you all right?
{49438}{49557}My life is just a soiled, tattered tissue|tossed into the toilet of life.
{49611}{49642}What will I do now?
{49677}{49721}You could write poetry.
{49891}{49962}Please. Don't bother.|I don't need your charity.
{50051}{50091}Wait.
{50099}{50150}I'm... I'm sorry, l...
{50161}{50219}Why don't we start again.
{50266}{50354}Let me take you around London.|I have a light day.
{50370}{50403}No, I've seen it all.
{50428}{50482}That was years ago.
{50489}{50542}Nothing's the same.
{50547}{50590}Come on.
{50601}{50651}You deserve a little fun.
{50861}{50950}I carried him for the nine hottest|months in the history of Kenya.
{50954}{50998}Practically broke my back.
{51003}{51107}Only 19 years old, my breasts already|like mangoes at the end of stockings.
{51111}{51151}Now he doesn't want his mother.
{51155}{51230}Tell me, what was in it for me?
{51283}{51341}Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
{51345}{51417}You'll love it. Really.
{51422}{51490}By the way, you're glowing.
{51498}{51542}So lovely.
{51591}{51675}I'm rather relieved he's not|marrying this Delia person.
{51679}{51754}- She's your sister, I'm sorry. I didn't...|- It's all right.
{51768}{51826}I really did like her.
{51839}{51872}A little thin.
{51876}{51906}Nice green eyes.
{51910}{51957}That complexion like milk...
{51962}{52009}...that touch of pink.
{52013}{52090}What do you call that,|peaches and milk?
{52095}{52188}- Peaches and cream.|- Cream. Right, yeah.
{52204}{52270}Anyway, I'm lactose intolerant.
{52313}{52363}Alim's not.
{52594}{52649}I always wanted a suit like that.
{52653}{52701}I think we should go in and try it on.
{52705}{52746}- No, no, no.|- Yes.
{52751}{52795}Today is your day.
{52799}{52863}Come on. Let's pretend.
{53099}{53152}You look lovely.
{53156}{53219}Come along. The city is yours.
{55092}{55129}Thank you.
{55199}{55273}The suit looks great.
{55287}{55378}Doris Day wore a suit just like this|in <i>That Touch of Mink</i>.
{55383}{55458}When I first came to London,|I tried to make one just like it.
{55463}{55514}I looked like a clown.
{55524}{55565}Such a <i>junglee</i> I was.
{55571}{55614}I think it looks lovely on you now.
{55623}{55726}Although I think it's more|Audrey Hepburn than Doris Day.
{55731}{55805}If only you'd said that 23 years ago.
{55818}{55875}Well, I was 7.
{55893}{55946}I don't think I knew|who Audrey Hepburn was.
{55950}{55987}Of course not.
{55993}{56082}No, Giles. Alim wouldn't want|his mother drinking like this.
{56151}{56190}But on the other hand...
{56195}{56233}...if no one told him...
{56323}{56399}Back from lunch in|half an hour, please.
{56424}{56501}You know, when I make|pickle sandwiches...
{56531}{56594}...the insides always seep out|when I eat them.
{56611}{56668}My fingers smell like pickle|for the whole day.
{56672}{56732}Well, if you must eat pickle...
{56736}{56814}But when she makes them,|everything somehow stays in place.
{56818}{56911}- Yes.|- I've never thanked her for them.
{56920}{57005}Come on. We don't have much time.
{57128}{57181}Shall we?
{57540}{57599}Can Nuru do this?
{57931}{58009}- No. I've forgotten how to dance.|- I know how.
{58013}{58073}Men like you always know.|You come built that way.
{58077}{58142}Actually, Alim's the one|who taught me properly.
{58146}{58189}Alim?
{58249}{58294}Come on.
{58473}{58529}Alim taught you this?
{58546}{58590}Who taught Alim?
{58913}{58990}<i>Good evening.</i>|<i>Could I have a champagne cocktail?</i>
{59616}{59650}What?
{59663}{59726}Prepare. The mummy returns.
{59730}{59774}Hello.
{59778}{59830}You two were out together?
{59834}{59884}Do you get FM with that hairdo?
{59888}{59974}- We did a little sightseeing.|- I used to love that film.
{59979}{60018}You know this movie?
{60023}{60114}A person of the world is allowed|to see <i>An Affair to Remember.</i>
{60129}{60194}They've been out whooping it up,|the two of them.
{60243}{60285}You're drunk?
{60291}{60380}- She's drunk, Giles.|- I am not drunk.
{60438}{60521}Water. Giles, thank you.
{60526}{60578}- It was a lovely day.|- It was my pleasure.
{60582}{60634}Oh, please.
{60639}{60705}Well, well. Rock and Doris|together again.
{60709}{60757}Cary and Doris.
{60780}{60825}Come on. Dance with me.
{60831}{60866}They've been dancing.
{60884}{60935}You went dancing too?
{60939}{60975}Get up.
{60992}{61039}Oh, dear.
{61063}{61119}Seems we've made contact|with your inner child.
{61123}{61185}You haven't made contact|with my inner anything lately.
{61189}{61221}And that's my fault?
{61225}{61277}I'm not middle-aged woman|enough for you.
{61293}{61353}You are bonkers.
{61363}{61394}She likes me.
{61403}{61432}I like her.
{61437}{61469}It's... It's good for us.
{61542}{61610}This is not the relationship|I signed up for.
{61676}{61725}Good night, Nuru.
{61836}{61876}Good night.
{62027}{62082}I want my life back.
{62205}{62262}I'm gonna tell her|about Giles and me.
{62266}{62317}Alim, we've discussed this.
{62321}{62366}You've got to be careful with the truth.
{62371}{62425}It can rise up and bite you on the...|Nuru!
{62429}{62465}Where are you off to?
{62469}{62514}For a dip with a friend.
{62518}{62578}See that you don't get too muscular.
{62583}{62631}He's going swimming. He never stops.
{62635}{62682}- At this time!|- I heard.
{62715}{62787}- I'll wait till you're done.|- No, I'm done.
{62791}{62846}- I'm not.|- You should go swimming with Giles.
{62850}{62909}- I go to the gym.|- What do you do at the gym?
{62914}{62961}I pump iron.
{62966}{63035}You don't even pump|your own petrol.
{63638}{63683}Please don't leave me with her.
{63687}{63777}- What's that?|- I wanna show you something.
{63798}{63857}You see that spot on the wall there?
{63886}{63939}Well, this photograph|used to hang there.
{63955}{64000}And we took it down|before you came.
{64015}{64046}And you know why?
{64061}{64109}Something you didn't|want me to see?
{64115}{64183}- That's right.|- Something for boys only.
{64187}{64236}- I wanna show it to you anyway.|- No need.
{64240}{64294}Boys will be boys. I understand.
{64299}{64331}I really want to.
{64335}{64439}It's not anything racy, is it? No whips|or midgets or that M&M's business.
{64495}{64548}It's a photo of Giles.
{64593}{64655}Oh, my. It certainly is.
{64675}{64710}And...
{64740}{64770}...I took it.
{64794}{64837}I see.
{64923}{64975}What to do?
{64979}{65061}Not enough air pushing through|the windmills of her mind.
{66226}{66265}I've ordered a cab.
{66374}{66452}Alim, they're... They're evil.
{66478}{66509}Cabs?
{66554}{66609}Those movies you watch.
{66618}{66669}They've led you down|the wrong path.
{66716}{66778}You don't know what|you're talking about.
{66791}{66827}Don't I?
{66887}{66974}They're made for the <i>goras</i>,|not for us.
{67195}{67230}What's going on?
{67355}{67410}I hope you had a good laugh|at my expense.
{67414}{67449}I'm sorry?
{67553}{67611}Alim, where's she going?
{67993}{68067}- I can't believe you did that.|- Nice swim?
{68071}{68134}I can't believe you hit her|over the head with it.
{68138}{68221}- You wanted me to tell her.|- Yeah, but not like that.
{68226}{68321}You should have let me talk to her.|We were getting along really well.
{68326}{68362}She thought you were straight.
{68367}{68429}- It's not that simple.|- I'm afraid it is.
{68433}{68484}She's a Muslim woman|from the Third World.
{68507}{68583}- She's what?|- You forget that she's not like me.
{68587}{68678}- You have to shift your expectations.|- So, what you're really saying...
{68683}{68734}...is that she's just an ignorant Paki?
{68816}{68866}I wouldn't have put it quite like that.
{68878}{68947}No, I think you would've|if you could.
{68967}{69014}But she's your mother.
{69019}{69127}And if she's just a Paki,|then what does that make you?
{70776}{70824}Rise and shine.
{70828}{70861}It's almost noon.
{70883}{70922}Leave me alone.
{70926}{71038}Oh, for heaven's sake, how much|longer are you going to pout?
{71067}{71146}Giles will come around.|He'll never leave you.
{71159}{71218}He's taken his clothes.
{71235}{71314}He's taken his bathing costume.
{71333}{71367}He's gone.
{71374}{71451}- And she's gone.|- Oh, well, that's what we wanted.
{71455}{71508}And to think, the truth got rid of her.
{71512}{71551}- What do I know?|- Yeah.
{71555}{71586}What do you know?
{71619}{71704}I'm alone. And I don't know why.
{71714}{71794}Oh, Alim, you're not alone. I'm here.
{71798}{71870}I've always been here.|I'm always going to be here.
{72082}{72134}Know what I think?
{72145}{72195}We need a holiday.
{72199}{72266}Yes. Bermuda.
{72270}{72316}Or the Greek islands.
{72320}{72354}You'll see.
{72419}{72486}I have just three words|for the pheasant samosa:
{72490}{72518}Fa-bu-lous.
{72523}{72577}Nuru. Come here. Come here.
{72581}{72641}Please, have a taste.
{72657}{72743}It is like ambrosia.
{72803}{72836}Nuru.
{72840}{72910}Pheasant samosas.|Nobody's had pheasant samosas.
{72914}{72982}- Sherubai did, at her daughter's...|- That was chicken.
{72986}{73021}It's not too late to upgrade.
{73026}{73078}Mind you, pheasant is|more expensive.
{73082}{73142}Expense is not a problem.|My son is minting money.
{73147}{73199}Excuse me, exactly how expensive?
{73203}{73252}Explain it to me as if I'm an imbecile.
{73263}{73353}Well, I'll try and stretch|my imagination.
{73363}{73399}If you'll follow me, please.
{73412}{73442}So embarrassing.
{73447}{73538}Come on, I'm going to show you|where the <i>mukhi</i> will do the ceremony.
{73554}{73607}Nuru, you'll ruin your figure.
{73611}{73672}I'm just excited.|I nibble when I'm excited.
{73676}{73769}Oh, yes, excited, happy, sad,|swimming, breathing.
{73773}{73807}Honestly. Come on, let's go.
{73836}{73938}I don't consider Toronto|a holiday destination.
{73955}{74035}So are you visiting|or heading back home?
{74039}{74117}I'm going back home. But I'm visiting.
{74124}{74188}So you're from Toronto originally.
{74192}{74227}Kenya.
{74231}{74298}Well, my ancestors are from India.
{74303}{74409}Well, l... I grew up in Canada, but...
{74428}{74477}Are you going to eat that?
{74518}{74585}Do you have any idea what|sweatpants say to the world?
{74589}{74644}They say, "I'm not trying anymore."
{74648}{74700}And they would be correct.
{74708}{74766}What happened to you in England?
{74795}{74839}Nothing.
{74855}{74885}It was fine, I told you.
{74899}{74952}There's no surgeon, is there?
{75061}{75114}An economist.
{75118}{75154}For UNICEF.
{75181}{75234}Well, I suppose it pays the rent.
{75559}{75591}- Hello.|- Thank you.
{75595}{75667}The Chocolate of the Month Club|made another delivery.
{75675}{75746}- I put it in your apartment.|- Thanks.
{75755}{75805}Why does this man have your keys?
{75809}{75850}No, no. I'm the janitor.
{75855}{75903}Who gets the present|at Eid every year.
{75907}{75954}I've never given you an Eid present.
{75967}{75998}Yes.
{76235}{76326}So when is Alim going to tie the knot|with this UNICEF woman?
{76330}{76408}I tell you, I'm ready to organize|another wedding.
{76415}{76459}Why don't I make|Rice Krispie squares.
{76463}{76499}We just ate.
{76503}{76590}- Not Rice Krispie squares.|- Nuru, I'm full.
{76612}{76669}He should marry soon, eh?
{76673}{76711}Look at that.
{76755}{76793}Nuru Jahan?
{76803}{76841}What's the matter?
{76890}{76934}You're not telling me something.
{76951}{77023}She didn't tell you what|a wonderful time we had?
{77027}{77060}Alimoo!
{77210}{77293}- You've come for the wedding, then?|- Yeah.
{77297}{77354}I knew you were hiding something.
{77358}{77417}So it was a good trip, then?
{77451}{77565}Look at you.|You are still my cute little bunny.
{77595}{77657}So where is she?
{77661}{77718}- She?|- Mumtaz, your fiance.
{77735}{77806}Mumtaz, my fiance.
{77820}{77852}She couldn't come.
{77856}{77896}She was busy working.
{77900}{77945}At UNICEF.
{78020}{78057}I'm glad I came.
{78061}{78106}Yes, me too.
{78110}{78169}I love Toronto.
{78287}{78368}Did time always drag here like this?
{78372}{78407}Can you believe it?
{78411}{78466}She still keeps plastic|on the furniture.
{78470}{78506}Keeps the evil fresh.
{78531}{78620}- Alim, your bed is made.|- Now you'll have to lie in it.
{78662}{78696}Thanks.
{78700}{78787}- I hope this isn't inconvenient.|- This is your home.
{78828}{78918}Khaled is having his stud night later.|He'd like you to come.
{78922}{78967}Stag night.
{79010}{79066}Alim, why did you come home?
{79110}{79151}Well...
{79161}{79206}...after you left...
{79213}{79310}...Giles left. And he said|these things to me...
{79319}{79359}I'm sorry.
{79387}{79457}No, you're not.
{79464}{79533}Come to the ceremonies tonight.
{79541}{79664}If you don't, there will be questions|and I will have to make up stories.
{79714}{79792}You're here.|Let's try and make the best of it.
{79824}{79893}It would mean so much to everyone.
{80011}{80098}That's your uncle. He's a leaner.
{80477}{80542}Hold your horses, Alimoo.|This party isn't for us men.
{80554}{80625}Uncle, I wanna see.
{80634}{80689}This one is from|Chakra Shani Jewelers.
{80746}{80805}No, I'm keeping that for later.
{80847}{80910}And this one's come|all the way from Char Nachna.
{80917}{81035}And the diamonds and the emeralds|are from South Africa.
{81106}{81177}Now, that's a rock that would have|impressed even Mae West.
{81182}{81268}Good children never really|leave home, do they?
{81272}{81370}I was just telling that to my class.|I give workshops on family relations.
{81375}{81426}You should come, <i>beti</i>.
{81431}{81491}It's a flower-arranging class.
{81495}{81593}Don't listen. They think it's|a flower-arranging class.
{81757}{81841}- Nice.|- Yeah. It's very nice.
{81846}{81914}After this, we go back|to do <i>pithi</i> and <i>mendhi</i>.
{81918}{81952}What?
{81956}{82025}- You've not been to a wedding?|- Not an Ismaili wedding.
{82079}{82126}Wait. Wait.
{82130}{82203}That's not true.|You were at my wedding.
{82207}{82242}Just a year-old cutie.
{82246}{82310}Projectile-vomiting all over|the place for five days.
{82314}{82343}Five days?
{82347}{82389}- Is Khaled's wedding gonna...?|- No.
{82393}{82472}This is a different country.|We're sensible here.
{82476}{82506}Just three days.
{82570}{82613}No, no, not that one.
{82617}{82700}Dolly made it.|Have a laddu from the shop.
{82727}{82793}- I remember your parents' wedding.|- Thank you.
{82798}{82890}It rained and rained,|but nobody cared.
{82919}{82963}I was best man to your father.
{82975}{83033}He was a good man, Alim.
{83037}{83089}Simple and kind.
{83093}{83169}Couldn't help smiling that big,|silly smile of his.
{83193}{83241}Such a long time ago.
{83308}{83359}What's this? What have I said?
{83363}{83394}Me and my big mouth.
{83408}{83486}No, it's... It's nothing.
{83520}{83574}I just miss him.
{83615}{83695}But it's so stupid.|I mean, I didn't know him.
{83699}{83755}- How could I miss him?|- Of course you knew him.
{83759}{83794}You were his little samosa.
{83839}{83870}I miss him too, <i>beta</i>.
{83904}{83965}But, look, I have his son now...
{83969}{84018}...all grown up, keeping me company.
{84039}{84088}I've missed you.
{84170}{84198}I'm glad you came, Alim.
{84219}{84254}We rub this into his skin.
{84261}{84310}- What's in it?|- Better not to ask.
{84315}{84418}It's for good luck. To make the groom|all fragrant on his wedding day.
{84431}{84490}Alim, why are you standing|there with your bag?
{84503}{84575}It's my camera bag.|I thought, as a present, I'd...
{84598}{84638}But...
{84732}{84762}Here we go, here we go.
{84868}{84898}Okay, Alim, now you.
{85016}{85087}- I'll be doing it to you soon.|- No, no, no, take more.
{85091}{85186}- Use both hands. Really get him dirty.|- I'll put my bag away first.
{85190}{85250}Nuru, your turn. Come. Come.
{85255}{85287}Quite the shindig.
{85291}{85386}Like the champagne party before the|wedding in <i>The Philadelphia Story</i>...
{85391}{85446}...but with saris.
{85450}{85510}- What, not taking photographs?|- No.
{85514}{85583}You miss everything|when you take pictures.
{85611}{85684}Pretty swanky joint. For Toronto.
{85688}{85727}Khaled bought it for them.
{85731}{85795}Just because you haven't bought|your mother a house...
{85799}{85831}I know.
{85835}{85913}It's very clear that everyone|is proud of you.
{85917}{85989}You just imagine|these things sometimes.
{86031}{86094}You might want to adjust|the collar of that shirt.
{86098}{86165}Only the most elegant young men...
{86253}{86297}Nice mirror.
{86317}{86346}Yes.
{86513}{86566}Are you having a nice time?
{86574}{86615}Yeah.
{86625}{86692}Good. I'm glad.
{86763}{86794}You beckoned?
{86798}{86833}Date from hell.
{86837}{86902}Complete waste of makeup.
{86947}{87028}You wanted to start shagging around|again, and now you're doing it.
{87032}{87090}There's no need to slag off Alim.
{87094}{87139}I forgot that you fancied Alisdair.
{87143}{87204}It's got nothing to do with that.
{87208}{87286}You know, I can't blame you.|He's physically amazing.
{87291}{87329}You know, those thighs, that...
{87333}{87429}- That ass.|- Yes. He's a statue in bloody Lycra.
{87442}{87499}No, he's amazing, you know.
{87522}{87582}It's not just physically.|He knows who he is.
{87590}{87626}And Alim doesn't?
{87689}{87773}No more brown-on-the-outside,|white-on-the-inside coconuts in my life.
{87778}{87831}Oh, for God's sake.
{87835}{87893}What does that make you, then?
{87914}{87966}A yogurt-covered raisin?
{88026}{88065}Hey.
{88075}{88113}It's my stag later.
{88118}{88261}- Why don't you come along.|- Thanks, but I'm really tired. Jet lag.
{88318}{88361}Khaled...
{88390}{88458}...you're happy, aren't you?
{88474}{88522}Sure.
{88569}{88669}- Why?|- I'm doing what's expected of me.
{88673}{88706}What I expect of myself.
{88759}{88867}Well, I'll see you tomorrow,|Mr. Married Guy.
{88970}{89029}- It's been a long time.|- Yeah.
{89034}{89074}Too long.
{89078}{89134}Don't forget to say goodbye|to my mom and dad.
{89138}{89206}You're a good Ismaili boy, now.|This is what we do.
{89266}{89312}- This stuff good for you?|- Sure.
{89322}{89369}And it's got a little toy.
{89412}{89485}Want something that's gonna|give me some energy.
{89490}{89530}Alisdair's coming round later.
{89534}{89573}It is later.
{89586}{89626}No, he's still on his date.
{89630}{89670}- Honestly?|- Yes.
{89674}{89756}It's all very casual, very loose.
{89760}{89823}- And loose is good?|- It feels good.
{89830}{89880}What's the harm in that?
{90274}{90316}It's you.
{90350}{90408}Where does she keep the booze?
{90415}{90475}I don't think she has any.
{90523}{90609}- Where is she?|- Oh, they're at the house.
{90618}{90654}Still cleaning up.
{90658}{90740}It's like an orgy of cleaning|over there.
{90877}{90967}Shouldn't you be asleep?|Today's the big day.
{90990}{91025}Yeah.
{91051}{91104}And after that...
{91184}{91236}And after that, it becomes adultery.
{91240}{91281}Won't that be exciting.
{91310}{91398}- You never used to fight me before.|- You weren't getting married before.
{91403}{91474}Just because I bought a cow|doesn't mean I like milk.
{91500}{91554}What a sensitive analogy|to holy matrimony.
{91558}{91594}Look, we were kids.
{91598}{91649}We fooled around.|But let's move on.
{91654}{91708}Everyone's always|down on you, Alim.
{91712}{91746}Bitching about you.
{91750}{91781}Not me, though.
{91785}{91835}I stick up for you.
{91839}{91893}See how I stick up for you?
{92001}{92049}Oh, Alim.
{92076}{92139}Okay, okay.
{92143}{92191}Let's start again.
{92202}{92290}How about a kiss.|What would it take to get a little kiss?
{92294}{92324}Chloroform.
{92328}{92366}I'm in love with someone else.
{92383}{92440}Yeah, I heard about the brain surgeon.
{92444}{92502}No. His name is Giles.
{92550}{92606}You're in love with a guy?
{92624}{92666}You don't love men, Alim.
{92673}{92745}Fuck them, by all means, but...
{92758}{92816}Hey, he's just in it for the squirt.
{92823}{92875}I bet he doesn't love you.
{92885}{92922}I love him.
{92930}{92972}It's just not normal.
{92977}{93058}Hey, if you're normal, count me out.
{93062}{93092}Look at you.
{93096}{93168}A closet drunk, closet queer.
{93172}{93221}Name a closet,|you're hanging there.
{93226}{93283}Don't play high and mighty with me.
{93287}{93354}Anyone can run away|and play gay in limey-town.
{93402}{93458}Yeah, who can even tell|who's a fag over there?
{93463}{93515}You ever think about your mother?
{93566}{93654}Are you thinking about Nina|with your fly undone like that?
{93666}{93770}- Auntie. We were just...|- I know what you were doing.
{93790}{93854}Auntie, it's not what|you were imagining.
{93858}{93897}I'm not imagining, I'm seeing.
{93919}{93958}I'm not...
{93979}{94029}I have a fiance, remember?
{94035}{94085}Your mother has|a baby grand piano.
{94089}{94143}She can't play a note either.
{94170}{94270}Good one. Well, I better be going.
{94399}{94466}You know what's the matter with you?
{94507}{94546}What?
{94621}{94656}Your upper abs.
{94660}{94713}We should do some crunches later.
{94717}{94770}Tighten them right up.
{95263}{95293}I'm sorry.
{95297}{95350}- You didn't do anything wrong.|- No.
{95354}{95451}No. I'm sorry you had to see that.
{95455}{95539}- It must have been a shock.|- Yes.
{95590}{95658}I'm not completely backwards.
{95666}{95746}I know about men with men.
{95757}{95834}I subscribe to <i>Reader's Digest</i>.
{95890}{95966}- Khaled is just...|- No.
{95970}{96014}Not Khaled.
{96138}{96199}I didn't know about you and Giles.
{96247}{96354}I didn't know that you had such...
{96369}{96405}...feelings...
{96427}{96465}...for him.
{96511}{96569}Really, I had no idea.
{96634}{96680}No idea at all.
{97149}{97202}<i>Here's the beep,</i>|<i>you know what to do.</i>
{97220}{97278}Hi. It's me.
{97313}{97343}Remember how you said...
{97358}{97424}<i>... you'd never been to Canada...</i>
{97445}{97511}...or met my family or...?
{97524}{97606}Well, whatever.|I was just wondering...
{97610}{97693}<i>... whether you wanted to come</i>|<i>to Canada.</i>
{97712}{97775}<i>You know, for the wedding?</i>
{97872}{97916}What's the matter?
{97920}{97980}- Couldn't get ahold of him.|- Who?
{97997}{98035}Giles.
{98039}{98123}Probably out buying you|a little "I'm sorry" present.
{98150}{98232}I thought we might enjoy|<i>Gunga Din</i> together.
{98294}{98342}Set in India, you know.
{98362}{98401}Has Indians in it.
{98405}{98483}Your kind of Indians,|not the John Wayne kind.
{98506}{98547}How about it?
{98577}{98608}<i>This is...</i>
{98641}{98689}<i>For a nice little elephant girl.</i>
{98702}{98770}<i>This is lovely, lovely, lovely.</i>
{98824}{98907}See that elephant?|The worst breath.
{98924}{98984}Even worse than Irene Dunne.
{99078}{99149}I'm going to iron my sari|for the wedding.
{99159}{99193}You're still going to go?
{99197}{99242}For Dolly and Hassan's sake.
{99246}{99296}If you have anything|that needs ironing...
{99308}{99410}- I didn't bring a suit.|- Maybe your father's suit would fit you.
{99442}{99544}- But you're busy.|- No, no. This isn't important.
{99548}{99582}Good.
{99594}{99638}Come.
{99808}{99854}I used to love that film.
{99867}{99951}I took you to see all the Cary Grant|films, do you remember?
{99955}{100070}Cary Grant, Doris Day.|The Naz Cinema in Mombasa.
{100085}{100176}They used to play all of them.|Years after they were made.
{100194}{100235}We didn't know.
{100263}{100343}I so wanted to be like|the girls in those films.
{100398}{100451}I went to London because of them.
{100483}{100577}You went to take a secretarial course|so you could support us.
{100652}{100749}I went to London to be Doris Day.
{100843}{100911}Your father passed away|in his sleep.
{100954}{101044}I woke one morning and I knew,|without looking.
{101084}{101145}Everything had become so still.
{101184}{101245}Everything in me became still.
{101289}{101342}Even my feelings for my little boy.
{101372}{101416}For weeks, I just...
{101442}{101489}I felt nothing.
{101543}{101632}Then, one afternoon,|I went to a film.
{101665}{101719}Suddenly there was a way out.
{101766}{101897}Suddenly I could be Doris Day,|flying off to a new life in London.
{101942}{102046}Trouble is, London wasn't interested|in any Indian Doris Days.
{102066}{102113}Then or now.
{102321}{102371}I wish it was different.
{102378}{102421}But it wasn't.
{102857}{102910}That little accusing face...
{102978}{103097}When I came back,|you wouldn't talk to me or anyone.
{103118}{103209}You'd laugh and play|with your invisible friend.
{103246}{103294}But nothing for me.
{103340}{103437}Just that little accusing face|with your father's hurt chin.
{103690}{103752}We'll catch the morning flight|to London.
{103922}{103996}- Hello?|- Hi, it's me.
{104010}{104075}- I got your message.|- Oh, yeah?
{104091}{104151}I just thought, you know...
{104155}{104214}I was very pleased|to get your message.
{104242}{104318}- Yeah?|- Seems like you're enjoying Toronto.
{104322}{104362}I'm glad.
{104375}{104479}I'm really happy you've made peace|with that part of your life.
{104531}{104572}Hello?
{104582}{104672}Just because you order|extra-hot at Flaming Tandoori...
{104700}{104751}...does not make you|anything other...
{104755}{104855}...than a sanctimonious,|toffee-nosed, lily-assed tosser.
{104938}{104998}Oh, it's the oldest story in the book.
{105002}{105091}Boy meets boy.|Boy loses boy and goes to Toronto.
{105095}{105186}Boy gets back together with boy|in London for a happy ending.
{105190}{105287}- Well, maybe not the oldest story.|- Stop it!
{105309}{105370}There's not gonna be|a happy ending.
{105382}{105466}And there's nothing you|or I can do about it.
{105682}{105718}Today's the big day.
{105734}{105823}- Yes, but the taxi hasn't arrived yet.|- I'll go and call one.
{105836}{105903}Really? Thanks. So kind.
{106061}{106105}You're Alim?
{106134}{106190}You're very lucky|to have a mother like her.
{106194}{106270}She's quite the woman.|If you don't mind my saying so.
{106550}{106601}It all looks perfect.
{106699}{106769}- Hello.|- Hello, Dolly.
{106804}{106844}What?
{106863}{106947}What? What is it? Don't I look|all right? What's the matter?
{106951}{106992}Nothing's the matter.
{107006}{107053}- Is there?|- Of course not.
{107058}{107118}What could be the matter?|Today's my big day.
{107171}{107217}Is something smudged?
{107260}{107309}Will you tell me?|Don't I look all right?
{107313}{107391}Auntie, you look fine.|Maybe just a bit tense?
{107395}{107438}This is not tense.
{107450}{107502}I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
{107547}{107595}Oh, here's Khaled.
{107750}{107824}The <i>mukhi</i> should be here soon.|I'll go and see him.
{107837}{107897}- Dolly...|- Excuse me.
{107912}{107954}Do you think|I should say something?
{108046}{108075}What?
{108091}{108135}What is it?
{108143}{108185}Excuse me.
{108212}{108336}Actually, Dolly, there is something|I want to talk to you about.
{108348}{108415}Now, which one is she?
{108419}{108473}- Who?|- Alim's girl.
{108501}{108594}The lucky so-and-so got himself|a neuro-brain surgeon.
{108603}{108648}He brought her, didn't he?
{108652}{108693}He wanted to, but...
{108747}{108844}Actually, there's a funny story|about that.
{108973}{109051}- Why are you dressed like that?|- Well, I wasn't really sure.
{109055}{109100}It's an Indian wedding,|so I thought...
{109104}{109178}- You thought what?|- Well, India!
{109184}{109333}And she dropped the scalpel|inside the rabbi's tummy.
{109353}{109422}Oh, that's not funny.|That's a malpractice suit.
{109426}{109508}And what's this tummy business?
{109518}{109571}I thought she was a brain surgeon.
{109655}{109734}Excuse me. I have a dry throat.
{109738}{109778}I guess I need some punch.
{109839}{109879}Excuse me.
{109940}{109994}I can see why you wanted to come.
{109998}{110061}It's like Oscar night out there.
{110072}{110186}No, more like the spoils|of a maharajah.
{110190}{110253}- <i>Gunga Din</i>?|- Yes.
{110311}{110382}<i>How about an elephant ride</i>|<i>across the Rajasthani Desert.</i>
{110386}{110434}<i>Just stop it, Cary.</i>
{110553}{110590}Nuru?
{110594}{110703}- It's warm in here, isn't it?|- It's all right, Nuru. I know.
{110707}{110776}- Know what?|- About Alim.
{110780}{110833}Our room used to be next|to Khaled's...
{110837}{110904}...and your boy's got|quite a set of lungs.
{110910}{110985}- Oh, my God!|- Exactly. Just like that.
{110997}{111102}- You let them?|- I've always given Khaled his freedom.
{111114}{111154}He's given me all this.
{111198}{111258}I don't see how you can go ahead|with the nuptials.
{111262}{111321}- What do you mean?|- Nuptials. That means...
{111325}{111389}I know what nuptials means,|my son's a dentist.
{111393}{111477}- What about Nina?|- She's marrying my son, the dentist.
{111481}{111605}Look, I want grandchildren|and ice sculptures and place cards.
{111609}{111666}And so do you, Nuru. Don't pretend.
{111672}{111772}But if Khaled can do his duty,|there's no reason why Alim can't.
{111822}{111898}A happy ending|justifies everything, Alim.
{111902}{111967}I always do whatever it takes|to make you happy.
{111971}{112038}You don't understand|what makes me happy.
{112046}{112129}Of course I do.|It's you who've forgotten.
{112162}{112197}Alim.
{112202}{112243}Alim!
{112498}{112550}- Yes?|- Is this the Lalani wedding?
{112554}{112615}Yes. Waiters go in the back.|You're very late.
{112619}{112682}Go change in the toilet, quickly.|Our secret.
{112689}{112758}I cannot be a witness|to this wedding.
{112800}{112910}- I'll slip out. Nobody will notice.|- Everybody will notice!
{112940}{112993}Nuru, you're not going anywhere.
{112997}{113078}Now, don't play|the perfect mother with me.
{113082}{113159}You left your son|and we picked up the pieces.
{113163}{113249}We will always pick up the pieces.|We are family.
{113258}{113350}Rolex says 38 minutes. And that|caterer is scary with numbers.
{113354}{113383}I'm not...
{113638}{113681}Hassan must be drunk.
{113702}{113743}I knew we should've had|a cash bar.
{113747}{113821}Has there been a hockey match?|Has Canada won?
{113825}{113888}Uncle, this is Giles.
{113906}{113942}Oh, he's a friend, then?
{113946}{114005}Yeah. I hope it's all right.
{114010}{114086}Of course. We have pheasant|samosas coming out of our ears.
{114090}{114121}Hassan. Very good party.
{114191}{114226}Hello.
{114238}{114276}It's good to see you.
{114293}{114345}I'm sorry, I know. Your family.
{114640}{114693}I cannot believe my eyes.
{114783}{114826}Can't you stop them?
{114850}{114894}Think I'll get a Coke.
{114898}{114978}Excuse me.|Why is Alim kissing that man?
{114982}{115060}And what will his fiance,|the surgeon, think?
{115090}{115190}Alim may be a lucky so-and-so,|but he shouldn't push his luck.
{115198}{115298}Not a surgeon, Sheru,|an economist.
{115303}{115344}But Nina's still a dentist.
{115348}{115469}An economist for UNICEF.|It's not a she, it's a he.
{115483}{115582}His name is Giles. And this is him.
{115586}{115624}Hello.
{115696}{115789}And Giles also|is a lucky so-and-so.
{115924}{115951}Oh, God.
{116094}{116154}How about we make some|mango-pickle sandwiches...
{116158}{116194}...when we get home.
{116449}{116482}Cary...
{116513}{116566}...remember in <i>The Bishop's Wife</i>...
{116606}{116662}...you told David Niven|an angel only leaves...
{116666}{116729}...when he's not needed anymore?|- Yes.
{116739}{116850}It was a brilliant plot device,|because it was Loretta Young who...
{117034}{117094}Oh, but, Alim, you do need me.
{117109}{117210}You can't get along without me.|I made you what you are today.
{117224}{117266}I made you.
{117350}{117427}You can't go now. You're my sister.
{117450}{117493}Nuru, please.
{117503}{117589}Think what everyone will say if you|leave now. How does it look?
{117593}{117650}It looks beautiful, Dolly.
{117662}{117707}Just like you wanted.
{117737}{117841}But the flowers will brown|and the ice sculptures will melt.
{117845}{117889}And then what?
{118377}{118433}What, you think real life is easy?
{118444}{118486}Is pleasant?
{118506}{118563}Well, I've got news for you.|It's terrifying.
{118582}{118625}Terrible things happen.
{118629}{118704}Loss and pain and shame.
{118756}{118805}Terrible things.
{118809}{118874}Loss and pain and shame.
{118878}{118943}I know. I remember.
{118951}{118997}But what if you make a mess|of things?
{119001}{119042}- What if...?|- I will.
{119070}{119131}But it's my only life, Cary.
{119142}{119192}And I need it to be mine.
{119242}{119300}Well, this is all a bit...
{119424}{119506}I don't know how I'll survive|without you, Alim.
{119722}{119769}I envy you.
{119810}{119883}Live every moment of it.
{119908}{119950}Live it for me.
{120057}{120097}No more tears.
{120134}{120221}Be happy, my little samosa.
{120290}{120333}Be happy.
{120871}{120921}Now, Giles, this is your place too.
{120925}{120991}Make yourself at home completely.
{120998}{121048}- Clean my kitchen if you want.|- Thank you.
{121052}{121110}Ma, that's an expression|that doesn't hold up...
{121114}{121161}...outside our family.|- Really?
{121186}{121254}Alim said there was something wrong|with the toilet.
{121347}{121396}No, it's working all right.
{121400}{121456}I must have got it wrong.
{121460}{121502}All this drama at the wedding.
{121508}{121548}Alim told me.
{121558}{121627}As Mr. George Bernard Shaw|once said...
{121631}{121699}Or was it Mr. Gulbinder Shah|in apartment 1412?
{121703}{121758}I can never remember.|They're both so witty.
{121775}{121854}"For the mismatched,|marriage is a three-ring circus.
{121858}{121940}The engagement ring,|the wedding ring and the suffering."
{122078}{122138}Well, I'll just go finish|the sandwiches.
{122150}{122237}- Let me help you.|- No, no. Not necessary.
{122241}{122304}I'm a very good cook.|My dumplings are legendary.
{122402}{122477}Well, all right.|You butter while I pickle.
{122522}{122564}Hey. Come on.
{122798}{122893}Giles, there's something|we should talk about.
{122918}{122960}Yes.
{123008}{123054}There's been another man.
{123075}{123113}I know.
{123138}{123169}You know?
{123194}{123246}Of course I know. I was there.
{123291}{123339}Yeah, I guess you were.
{123358}{123481}Look, if it's okay with you, I'd just like|to put it behind us and move on.
{123486}{123566}- Fresh start.|- That would be great.
{123579}{123650}Let's just forget about it,|all right?
{123662}{123712}Well, not forget completely.
{123729}{123778}He's been useful to us.
{123890}{123944}And it was fun sometimes.
{123994}{124070}- Yeah.|- And he was so handsome.
{124102}{124210}You never met him.|But you did see him on the telly.
{124234}{124276}At the Olympics.
{124346}{124383}Him.
{124390}{124445}- Yeah.|- Alim...
{124449}{124497}...are we on the same wavelength?
{124614}{124658}We are now.
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